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25 Thoughts You Have While Applying For Jobs

It's fine, I'm fine, someone has to hire me eventually. Right?

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25 Thoughts You Have While Applying For Jobs
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The process of applying for jobs feels like an endless cycle of stress, excitement, more stress, and then finally a happy outcome, the one you've been working so hard towards. Trying to land your dream job right out of college is insanely anxiety provoking, and there's no envy like the one you have for your friends who were hired after their summer internship. These are the 25 thoughts that go through your head while applying for jobs.


1. Maybe I should just fail all my classes so I can stay in college forever?

2. No, it's ok I'm going to be fine. Everyone gets a job eventually! Right?

3. Why are there so many job sites? Why can't everyone post positions on ONE site?

4. What if I don't look at the right site and miss my dream job?

5. I've definitely never had this many tabs open on my computer at one time.


6. What even is my dream job, I just want to do cool things and make a lot of money without having to work that hard.

7. Oh, this job looks cool I want this job! Wait I REALLY want this job. Like I need this job this is the only job in the world for me.

8. I'm totally qualified I can do all these things they listed! How am I supposed to let them know how qualified I am? My resume is useless!

9. But what if no one ever wants to hire me? The future is scary and this is hard, how does everyone do this so successfully?

10. I'm going to be living at home with my parents until I die, I hope they're ok with that.

11. What is all of this "unpaid internship" nonsense, how am I supposed to continue living this lifestyle with no money!

12. There's no way I can pay my rent on this salary this is a joke.

13. I will be eating ramen and PB&J's for the rest of my life if I get this job.

14. The whole never graduating thing is sounding more and more appealing.

15. Maybe I should reconsider moving home and living with my parents until I'm 40 because this job search is useless.

16. I'm pretty sure I've edited my resume and cover letter 300 times. I hope I never have to do this ever again.

17. How cool is it going to be when I live in a sweet apartment and go to company happy hour and do real life adult things?

18. TOO BAD NO ONE IS GOING TO HIRE ME!

19. It's fine, I'm fine, I believe in myself. Just have to think positively and not freak out.

20. I think this would be a lot easier if I actually had any teeny tiny idea of what I want to do with the rest of my life.

21. This job looks cool, but then I have to move to an entirely new city and live by myself and have no friends and that just sounds like a bummer so no thanks.

22. Do people actually use LinkedIn?

23. Do I need to update my information and upload a recent picture that isn't from my high school graduation photos? Should I be endorsing people and liking articles so it looks like I know what I'm doing?

24. Oh great, now all of these creepy old men are messaging me and treating this like a dating site. How awesome.

25. I need to delete all of my social media accounts before someone important finds me and sees all of the stupid things I've been doing in college.


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