Shopping online can be an easy way to distract yourself, but Thisiswhyimbroke.com has taken procrastination and mindless spending to a whole new level. This website has endless gadgets that make you feel like you need them all…when, of course, you really don’t (you only need some). Since the holiday season is approaching, however, it's not a bad idea to surf this site and find some gifts for your family and friends. I’ve prepared a list from stupid to convenient gifts from this website that are all under $20; this way, we can be kind to our friends by giving them some killer presents and even kinder to our wallets during the holiday season! (Don’t forget to treat yourself).
1. Glow in the dark underwear for $18.00 (side note: My best friend loves her pair!).
2. Maybe you have a friend in need of a Hangover Prevention Patch for a whopping $19.99.
3. A magical star projector for $17.99.
3. Touch Screen Gloves, nuff said for the coming winter months ($7.95).
4. For all those times you’ve been trying to sneak booze into a venue but can’t figure out how, here is a classy Tampon Flask for $12.00.
5. This is a jellyfish lamp. It is amazing and only $12.00.
5. If you’ve never had a pizza cone, I highly suggest getting this pizza cone maker for $18.99. Pizza cones are to die for!!!
7. Ew. Bacon Condoms—for a sketchy price of $9.99.
8. Yessss, a self-stirring mug for $15.51. Talk about one less spoon to clean every morning.
9. Not sure how well this pizza slicer fork works, but it looks like a necessity for pizza lovers, and it’s only $4.99.
10. For all the dog lovers out there with a sense of humor, there is a dog pooping calendar for $14.99.
11. Here’s a cute lil' fire extinguisher lighter ($9.93).
12. Glow in the dark nail polish is fresh for $9.99. (Check out the toilet paper for one more dolla!).
13. Just your average grass charging station for $18.39 (??).
14. Last but not least, the gift of nothing for those who deserve nothing but are still worth the $9.99.
Of course, the risk of an amazing idea falling completely flat is always a possibility when it comes to online shopping. Although I have never ordered anything from this site, I have heard that the glow in the dark underwear was definitely worth the purchase from my very best friend...so that's promising! Definitely check out Thisiswhyimbroke.com at your own risk and be prepared to waste a lot of time. Also remember to read up on costumer reviews before purchasing anything. If you feel like being sucked into a browsing vortex forever then this is the perfect website for you. All I can do from here is wish you good luck with your holiday shopping and a happy holiday season!
