Things You Can Relate To If You Don't Sleep
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Things You Can Relate To If You Don't Sleep

Club of the "I will sleep when I'm dead."

Things You Can Relate To If You Don't Sleep
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We all know people who could sleep through a nuclear catastrophe and who think that any moment can be a perfect nap moment.

And then we all know those people who just don't sleep enough: here I am proud member of the second category. I am the co-founder of the club "do anything else in the world but don't sleep". Some things you will relate to if you belong to this group

-Coffee is life. Your body is up 70% made of caffeine, not water. Gilmore girls don't drink as much coffee as you do.

-You see the sunrise every day.

-At 7 am you've already accomplished more than most people have at 12 pm.

-When people sleep you study or work out or both. Or googling "how to become the next president of the USA". Anything really.

-You just can't waste time. You will sleep when you're dead, you'll have plenty of time.

-There are always too many things to do, how can you take a nap instead? We're too dedicated people to stop and chill.

-If you're a nerd, night or nap time is when you catch up with interview of your favorite band or tv show episode. What a time to be alive.

-Eye bags and puffy eyes are your best friends, they never leave you alone.

And finally: it's either "sleep is for the weak" or "sleep for a week". There's no in between.

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