Sometimes, you have a roommate you love, and sometimes, you have a roommate you hate. Sometimes you have a roommate you love, but you still hate them. I am qualified to make this list because, I have done all of these things... many times.

1. Eating their food

This is a no-no, and it is the one I violate the most. I'd steal your favorite snack or inhale your mom's homemade cookies. It is the cardinal sin of being a roommate, but when it is 3 a.m. and you NEED to eat, you don't feel that bad. I throw money and buy back food (sometimes), but it is really a violation of their peace of mind. They can't even keep their Oreos safe, man.

And forget about these guys:

2. Wearing their clothes

I have done this a few times. it is okay to do if you ask first, but I am talking about just walking into their room while they are sleeping and taking a shirt. Maybe even watching them sleep for a second. You know, just to make sure they don't wake up...

3. Taking their stuff

I wore my roommate's watch for two weeks. Two weeks. He finally saw me wearing it, and was like, "Is that my watch?" Scumbag island.

4. Being loud in the morning/late at night

Sometimes. you are just way too loud when your roommate is trying to sleep. Not always, but when it does happen, they want to:

(That is two greatSpongebob GIFs in one post. I'm hot tonight, baby)

5. Walking around in your underwear drunk while their family is there

It happens sometimes. And sometimes, you end up playing tackle football in your common room, too.

Like, still in your underwear.

It's as weird as you want to make it, bud.