Do you ever just sit in section and clench your teeth as hard as your molars can possibly handle in order to prevent yourself from publicly chastising the girl right in front of you for being the worst person to exist, ever? The girl just a row in front of you is a human dictionary for the absolute most annoying words and terms in the world, but nobody else seems to mind.
Okay, so maybe this only happens to me. Maybe I’m the only person who can’t stand people who think everything from Urth is so yummy. Maybe I’m the only person who cringes every time someone says that the nachos from Freebirds are amazeballs. Regardless, I will make it my mission in this very important and informative article to teach you the top 10 most annoying things people say (in order of annoying-ness) just so you don’t make the mistake of muttering one of these things during your next social gathering.
1. Tummy
You stopped having a tummy when you were six years old. When you’re 20 years old, you don’t have a tummy ache, you have a stomach ache. I won’t feel bad for you if you tell me that your tummy hurts. Sorry not sorry.
2. “I, PERSONALLY…”
As opposed to who, personally?! This phrase is not only redundant as hell, but is almost always followed by a story that is long, uninteresting, and unimportant to the discussion
3. Comfy
I’m glad you enjoy your new sheet set but just say the whole word. Comfortable.
4. “Well where did you leave them?”
Picture this: you’re frantically looking for your keys so that you can drive to your appointment. Someone comes up to you as you’re trying to retrace your step and asks “well… where did you leave them?” IF I KNEW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION, THEN WE WOULDN’T BE IN THIS PREDICAMENT, WOULD WE?!
5. Amazeballs
Not even Rachel Zoe could pull that word off.
6. “Only God can judge me.”
Nope. I’m pretty sure the government can judge you. And me, I can also judge you. Don’t use this phrase as an excuse for your poor behavior.
7. “I could care less”
If you could care less, that means that you care about whatever it is too much. Try: I couldn’t care less.
8. “She and I” versus “Me and Her”
“Do you want to come to the party with Kim and I?” No. I don’t want to go to any party with anyone who has as bad of grammar as you do. Know when to use " and me" versus "and I."
9. “I’m just playing devil’s advocate.”
No, you’re just looking for an argument. This isn’t Law School, this is a conversation.
10. Yummy
“Oh my Gosh, this Jamba smoothie is so yummy.” Stop. “I just had the yummiest salad from Sweet Green.” No. “This avocado toast is so yummy.” No. No. No. Just say that your awesome salad was good, or delicious, or the best. We stop saying yummy the same age we stop having a tummy.
