"Sure."

This one gets me every time. "Sure" is the absolute worst response you can get. For example, what if I asked "Do you love me?" How would it feel to receive sure as an answer? Horrible. Just don't do it.

"Whatever you want." 

Okay but... what do you want? This answer sucks because it makes me feel like my boyfriend is only doing it because I want to do it, not because he wants to.

"It's up to you."

Once again... Is it because I want to or is it because you want to also? Moreover, why do I have to make the decision? What if I don't want to decide?

"Relax."

No. Just don't do it. Unless you want your girlfriend to explode... just avoid at all costs.

"Calm down."

"Calm down" and "relax" basically go hand in hand. Never ever tell your girl to calm down.

"Ok."

Ok... What?

"I'm just bad at texting."

So basically... your girl just isn't important enough to receive a text back. Noted.

"I guess."

You guess what? It's either a yes or a no.

"Fine" or "It's fine."

But... is it really though?

"Yeah."

Please give some more effort. No one likes one-word responses.

"Are you mad?"

Hmm, I feel like if you have to even ask, there's a good chance your girl is mad.