If you're like me, you've probably discovered that your preferred lifestyle is one that mainly consists of sleeping, eating, Netflix, and generally not much physical activity; in other words, we are the lazy friend. To some, this may not sound like an ideal life, but that's where they are wrong.
Being lazy lets you tap into your full creative potential, because, well, you aren't doing much else. It also forces you to become innovative when looking for the easiest way to do things. Okay, maybe I'm just trying to justify it here, but all in all, there is no reason to be ashamed of being lazy! Here are some telltale signs that you are indeed the lazy one in your friend group, as told by the cast of "New Girl".
1. You sometimes have to defend how you have spent your day to others
Because finishing four seasons of your favorite show is an accomplishment that should be celebrated. How else would I keep up with the Kardashians??
2. You often have great ideas, but may not always follow them through
You're just so full of good ideas that you can't keep up with them...yeah, that's it.
3. You don't understand people that don't love sleep as much as you do
Wake up before 11 am on a weekend?? Are they crazy??
4. You occasionally get a little behind on your laundry
It's just such an ordeal to have to wash AND dry AND put all the clothes away after. Ugh.
5. When your friends ask how your diet is going, you have to clarify what you actually meant by "getting in shape"
Commit to an exercise routine? Haha, no thank you.
6. The worst thing someone can do to you is wake you up from your nap to tell you something
What could possibly be more important than my sleep at 3 in the afternoon? Yeah, nothing!
7. In your mind, sweatpants material is the best material
It's comfortable, it's practical, and it's the best dang invention since the couch to be honest.
8. Your friends always tease you for never leaving your house
Why leave the house when you have everything you need to be comfortable inside?
9. Your lifestyle brings you joy, no matter what other people say
So, my fellow lazy people, don't let anyone tell you that you shouldn't be lazy because there's nothing wrong with it. Spend all day in bed! Wear sweatpants wherever you go! Just embrace your comfy lifestyle and laugh at those who haven't discovered how great it is. Kick back, relax, and don't move for a few hours--you'll feel relaxed and happier in no time.
