1. The tan lines are very very real.
Your future consists of looking like a carton of Neapolitan ice cream
2. When people say golf isn’t a sport.
Golf is an exhausting game that requires a perfected motion of the body that is only achieved through practice, but what sets golf aside from other sports is the mental aspect that is entirely another part of the game.
3. When you play with someone that takes about 1,000 practice swings.
4. Losing a sleeve of Pro V’s in one round.
It’s rough (pun intended).
5. Playing with people that take the game way too seriously.
6. You only sink a 30 foot putt when it’s for a 12.
7. Thinking the most random thoughts during your swing.
8. Doing whatever to play it as it lies.
9. The first tee shot-oh shank.
10. Sand traps
Golf can be a beach.
11. Putting
Gosh. Lip outs and three putts.
But in the end, it is always worth it fore that one amazing shot.