You know you're getting old when...
- You no longer get invited to fraternity events on Facebook.
- The new pledge class doesn’t hit you with that follow back on Instagram.
- You wave to new members on campus and they look at you like you’re a weirdo stranger.
- You have t-shirts from events no one knew ever happened.
- You sell all of your fake IDs.
- You can’t remember the last time you drank a FourLoko.
- You start going to bars to watch football games.
- You are the oldest one left in your sorority family lineage.
- “I have work” becomes a legit excuse for why you can't go out.
- You start looking for a legitimate relationship.
- People ask you what you’re going to do when you graduate more frequently than they ask what your major is.
- You have contemplated the idea that “accidentally” getting knocked up might not be such a bad thing at this point.
- You get excited over getting a new crockpot.
- You Google adult words that you've never worried about until now.
- You are the grand-big or a great-grand-big in your sorority family.
- You have volunteered to be the designated driver.
- You start watching/reading the news.
- You start going to bed before midnight.
- You have a savings account.
- You can’t remember the last time you painted a sorority related canvas.
