Pretty solid week six for me, going 3-1 with my upset pick of the Crimson Tide not quite panning out. I'm sorry Sir Nick Saban, it will never happen again. Since we have made it to the midway point in this college football season, I'm going to mix it up a tad bit and hand out the first annual Halftime Superlatives to the most deserving players and coaches throughout the country. I'll also throw in my predictions for the top games coming up in week seven, without the much-loved analysis that 99.9% of the times proves to be right. Sit back, relax and enjoy!
Last Week: 3-1 Overall: 5-4
5. #20 West Virginia vs. Texas Tech
Final Prediction: West Virginia 42, Texas Tech 45
4. North Carolina vs. #16 Miami
Final Prediction: UNC 31, Miami 30
3. #12 Ole Miss vs. #22 Arkansas
Final Prediction: Ole Miss 24, Arkansas 27
2. #1 Alabama vs. #9 Tennessee
Final Prediction: Alabama 24, Tennessee 13
1. #2 Ohio State vs. #8 Wisconsin
Final Prediction: Ohio State 28, Wisconsin 14
Most likely to beat Usain Bolt in a race...
Keke Coutee (Texas Tech)
I've watched a few Texas Tech games this year, and man, can Coutee fly. Always just one screen away from taking it to the house. It's just not fair.
Most likely to be Tom Brady's new best friend...
Christian McCaffrey (Stanford)
God couldn't have made a better fit for the Patriot's offense when he made Christian McCaffrey. Wes Walker, Danny Woodhead, James White... Keep the comparisons coming. Tom Brady would love McCaffrey's versatility in the Patriot's backfield.
Most likely to succeed...
Josh Dobbs (Tennessee)
Check out his plan of study and that should tell you why.
Most likely to be working at Food Lion next year...
Paul Johnson (Georgia Tech)
How long is Georgia Tech going to keep this guy? He is in the middle of a recruiting hotbed and still runs the triple option... No wonder he can't get those high caliber recruits.
Most likely asked to show a birth certificate in youth football...
Leonard Fournette (LSU)
Haha just look at him. He just turned 21...
Most likely the son of Megamind...
Brad Kaaya (Miami)
Am I wrong?
Name most likely used in the next Key & Peele skit...
Raekwon McMillan (Ohio State)
I can hear them saying it now.
Most likely to be the next Bachelor...
Kliff Kingsbury (Texas Tech)
No homo, but the dude is good looking.
If I was an owner of a college football team....
Head Coach: Urban Meyer
Offensive Coordinator: Major Applewhite
Defensive Coordinator: Brent Venables
Offense
Quarterback: Deshaun Watson (Clemson)
Running Back(s): Christian McCaffrey (Stanford), Dalvin Cook (Florida State)
Wide Receiver(s): Mike Williams (Clemson), JuJu Smith-Schuster (USC), Christian Kirk (Texas A&M)
Tight End(s): Jake Butt (Michigan), Jeremy Sprinkle (Arkansas)
Left Tackle: Dan Skipper (Arkansas)
Left Guard: Dan Feeney (Indiana)
Center: Ethan Pocic (LSU)
Right Guard: Pat Elflein (Ohio State)
Right Tackle: Cam Robinson (Alabama)
Defense (3-4)
Defensive End: Myles Garrett (Texas A&M)
Defensive Tackle: Jonathan Allen (Alabama)
Defensive End: DeMarcus Walker (Florida State)
Outside Linebacker: Tim Williams (Alabama)
Middle Linebacker: Jack Cichy (Wisconsin)
Middle Linebacker: Rueben Foster (Alabama)
Outside Linebacker: Devonte Fields (Louisville)
Cornerback: Jabrill Peppers (Michigan)
Free Safety: Budda Baker (Washington)
Strong Safety: Justin Evans (Texas A&M)
Cornerback: Jalen Tabor (Florida)
Special Teams
Kicker: Daniel Carlson (Auburn)
Punter: JK Scott (Alabama)
Kick Returner: Adoree Jackson (USC)
Punt Returner: Jaire Alexander (Louisville)
