Some people always have a smile on their face; others have a resting b*tch face.
A resting b*tch face by definition "is when somebody is relaxing, listening to another speak, driving, pushing a grocery cart or otherwise mellow but their facial expression is semi-murderous. They look annoyed, angry, frustrated, irritated, or pissed. They look like their partner cheated on them, their dog pooped on the floor, or their kid puked on their boss at a company party, when in reality they're perfectly happy, they just happen to be a victim of resting b*tch face syndrome."
Yes, it's a hard life being a victim of this syndrome. We did not choose this life. We just came out of the womb with a resting mean face.
People who suffer from resting b*tch face syndrome get the same questions or statements their whole life.
"I used to think you were so mean, but then I got to know you and you're actually really nice!" Yes, just because our face looks like we want to slap you as we are strolling past you in the halls does not mean that we hate you.
"Are you okay? You look really upset." Actually, I'm perfectly fine. I just had 3 cupcakes, it's a nice day out, and David Beckham just followed me on Instagram so yeah I'm not upset at all.
"You're going to need so much Botox when you get older 'cause you crinkle your forehead all the time." Ha ha ha okay, I get it.
People assume you are judging them because you zone out on them in resting b*tch face mode. No, I actually was just thinking about food, I'm sorry.
So for all the people out there who run into others on the street or at a social gathering and they look absolutely miserable, chances are they are a victim of resting b*tch face syndrome. We are happy, nice people! We just can't help that our face likes to relax in b*tch mode, just give us a chance!
