Now raise your hand if you're excited for season 12 of The Bachelorette! Jojo Fletcher, you are one lucky woman. There are 26 (mostly) awesome men fighting for your hand. There is a really good selection here for her to choose from and, of course, for us to choose from from the comfort of our couches. Thanks to the guys over at ABC, we got some good info on our guys- well, Jojo's guys. Some were humble and fun while others oozed narcissism simply from their picture. Now with that information, I've compiled an order simply based on their responses as to which men were better than others. But, they could be completely disappointing on TV; we'll have to wait and see on Monday, May 23.
1. Jordan, 27
His response to the craziest thing he's ever done in the bedroom was "hanging a tv on the wall without a stud finder" which made me laugh and automatically made himself the front-runner. Nice job, Jordan.
2. Jake, 27
Jake, you sound nice, smart, sophisticated, normal. Be careful friend, be very careful.
3. Sal, 28
He doesn't like the Kardashian's, need I say more?
4. Vinny, 28
Vinny, you seem like a good dude. And you can cook (Italian food at that) which gives you a lot of points.
5. Peter, 26
Peter, things are looking pretty solid for from reading your profile, but a tip from me to you, shave that fur off your lip.
6. Alex, 25
You seem a little too perfect, Alex. I'll keep an eye out for you, but for now, keep sitting pretty.
7. Christian, 26
Christian's answers made him sound adorable, but that will be confirmed or denied this week.
8. Chase, 27
Chase, you seem like a normal guy. Buddy up with Jake and proceed with caution.
9. James Taylor, 29
You seem good enough, JT. You like wooing girls and gave one of your attributes as being funny so use both and you got this in the bag.
10. Jonathan, 29
Jonathan, you seem like a really likable guy based on how you answered things. The only problem is that terrible shirt you're wearing. I highly advise you to start a fire and toss it in.
11. Luke, 31
Nothing about Luke here sticks out as being weird however nothing really sets him apart from the other contestants.
12. Nick S., 26
Nick S., you remind me of a singer also named Nick S., which makes it even more creepy (see for yourself). On the flip side, you seem like a good guy with a bad sense of style. I highly advise throwing that outfit in Jonathan's bonfire.
13. Coley, 27
He loves America and has some good things listed on his bucket list so you seem like you could be promising, Coley.
14. Derek, 29
Derek, I put you in the middle-ish because I don't know how to feel about you quite yet. You kind of seem like you might be a major d-bag, but I could be wrong, you might just give off the vibe (which is very unfortunate for you if that's the case), so go off and prove me wrong.
15. James F., 34
He dropped his safe career to follow his passion of fitness, which could have been risky, but seems to have paid off! Just avoid shirts like that, James F.
16. Grant, 27
Grant risks his life every time he clocks into work as a firefighter and has a jaw line that could cut glass. You're one I need to form an opinion on when the show actually starts.
17. Nick B., 33
Eh, nothing really sticks out to me on you, Nick B. Not good or bed, or really anything, but good luck this season, friend!
18. Ali, 27
You were okay until you said you like it when your date dresses sexy. It's not that bad, but come on, there are plenty more answers that are little more meaningful than appearance. But hey, at least you're being honest.
19. Will, 26
Nothing about you stuck out to me, Will. Not in a bad way, just nothing to make me like you a lot, but on the bright side, nothing to make me dislike you!!
20. Robby, 27
Robby, you could have been higher, actually you should have been, but you had one slip up in your answers. In the future, don't list one of your attributes as being handsome. You're welcome.
21. Evan, 33
I don't really have a good reason why you're here, Evan, but I also don't have a good reason to move ya up the list so here we are.
22. Wells, 31
Wells, you could have been higher on my list, but I ran into two problems with your answers. He revealed he doesn't like cats OR pizza, there is clearly something not right about him. Also, at not fault of your own, you resemble a villain from one of my fave shows whom I really disliked.
23. Brandon, 28
I don't know about you, but I'm not exactly sure what kind of occupation "hipster," but it doesn't sound promising. And after getting to know Jojo on the last season of The Bachelor, hipster doesn't exactly sound like her type.
24. James S., 27
James S., sorry bud, but as soon as I say an occupation of "Bachelor Superfan," it didn't sound promising. However, you seem pretty cool from the commercials so we'll see.
25. Daniel, 31
Oh Daniel, I think you know why you're down here on the list. Friends, he referred to himself not once, but twice as a lambo. Our male model friend Daniel here has catapulted himself way past the line of cocky and all the way to second last of the list!
26. Chad, 28
Chad isn't the type of guy who usually finds himself at the bottom of lists, but here we are and here you are Chad. I can't tell if he's joking (which I highly doubt), but his greatest achievement in life is, and I quote, "Being born good looking." And also he went to OU so ...
