Ah, it's finals week ... You know what that means: spending hours upon hours in the library and pulling all-nighters to write those papers and study for those exams? ..Nah, let's be real here. You'll most likely be wasting 75% of your time doing pointless things while in the midst of avoiding all your adult responsibilities. So I'm here to tell you seven tips on how to procrastinate.
Oh, and by the way, the title was completely click-bait. And you totally fell for it. Congrats.
1. Organize/clean your dorm for no apparent reason.
It may be the first time this semester (or year) you're actually cleaning, but at least it's being done.
2. Go on the internet & look up dank memes.
Because who doesn't love memes? (answer: nobody)
3. Take a two-hour long shower.
And yes; crying is more than acceptable.
4. Create one (or multiple) online dating profiles.
Hey; you may even ending up finding true love,
5. Sleep.
When all else fails; go to sleep.
6. Go on YouTube & watch DIY videos.
Some (most, actually) are completely pointless and impractical, but yet so addicting.
7. Waste hours reading pointless Odyssey articles such as the one you are reading right now.
You are welcome.
..Okay, now it's time for real talk. While it is healthy to take breaks in between studying and take time to do things you enjoy, never lose sight of your goals. You're in college to learn. That requires you to put effort into your studies. Although it may be tempting to slack off during the end of the semester-don't. You WILL regret it. You only have one more week and then you have almost four months off. The end is so close. Race to the finish line and give it your all.
Now get your lazy butt off the internet and get your work done. You'll be thankful you did.




























