23 Pickup Lines Girls Hate
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23 Pickup Lines Girls Hate

The trick with using one of these pickup lines, is to not use it.

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23 Pickup Lines Girls Hate
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The trick with using one of these pickup lines is to not use it. We've already heard it.

1. "Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see"

One of the first things that comes to mind when you think 'bad pickup line'.

2. "Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?"


3. "I'd swipe right for you!"

We can all thank Tinder for this one...

4. "Besides being gorgeous, what else you do you do in your free time?"


5. "You must be tired because I swear you've been running through my mind all day!"

I am tired, but I can assure you that's not the reason why.

6. "There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can't keep them off of you!"


7. "Hey tie your shoe it's untied, I don't want you falling for someone else!

I'm actually wearing heels. Nice try, though.

8. "Good thing I have my library card on me because I'm totally checking you out!"


9. "Are you google, because you have everything I'm looking for!"

Everything? That's a bold statement just from seeing me across the room.

10. "It must be hard being the most beautiful girl here."


11. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

The oldest line in the book. Also, please do not walk by again.

12. "My doctor said I needed some more vitamin U."


13. "Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

Surprisingly, it did not.

14. "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither, but hopefully enough to break the ice?"


15. "You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line..."

Wasn't that your pickup line, though?

16. "Can I borrow a kiss, I swear I'll give it back!"


17. "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."

Is that a thing?

18. "Let's get breakfast tomorrow, should I call or nudge you?"


19. "I'm sorry I don't think we've met, I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that."

We've never met, I wouldn't forget a pickup line like that.

20. "Are you a parking ticket, because you have FINE written all over you!"


21.. "Do you like a man who can carry big things? Because I have the biggest sweetheart"

Thank goodness you said sweetheart at the end of this pickup line.

22. "You look so familiar? Did we ever take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry"

23. "Do you have a name? Or should I call you mine?"

No, no for both questions.

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