Ahh, Target. The place where you go in for tampons and peanut butter and come out with 17 dish towels, 38 things from the dollar section, and cake mix because it was on sale... and you obviously forgot the tampons and peanut butter.
1. The List
Trying to find a spot that doesn't have a cart in it or isn't handicap within 12 rows from the door is a nightmare.
2. Entering the store
You see the Starbucks and your only thought is, Wow I totally need a pumpkin spice latte right now even though I had Dunkin' literally two hours ago.
3. The Dollar Section
4. Clothes
Oh my god, look at the $ 10 sweaters.
5. The Dressing Room
When clothes actually fit right.
6. The Electronics Section
Playing with the new iPhones and iPads and fancy speaker systems in the electronic sections that you're too poor to every think about buying.
7. Movies
When you pick up three of the $5 movies that you've seen 100 times but obviously need to own on DVD even though they're all on Netflix.
8. The Seasonal Section
When you realize that either A.) the seasonal section is Christmas themed and Halloween was yesterday, B.) the seasonal section is school supplies and there are still like 12 hours of summer left so obviously you don't need to shop yet, or C). the seasonal section is Valentine's Day and you're going to die alone.
9. Waiting in Line
When the line is 800 years long because they have two registers open during peak hours.
10. Exiting
Checking out and realizing that you got nothing on your list and that you still somehow spent upwards of $75. At least you snagged that $3 mason jar, though!
