Hello fellow 18-34 year old, likely female college student/recent graduate. I too am an 18-34 female liberal arts student. I am here to share some of my opinions with you. Our opinions are very similar. You like people with similar opinions to you. I am relatable and approachable. I am neither hostile nor aggressive. You find my writing fun, and you feel like we could really be friends if you knew me. Here are some things that I think which you are statistically likely to agree with, along with .GIFs, which you statistically are likely to enjoy.

Bernie Sanders is the greatest presidential candidate ever. He will be the one to make America great. Unlike other politicians, he is honest and looks out for the little guys, like us poor college students. Anyone with a differing opinion on a presidential candidate is stupid. All smart people will vote for Bernie Sanders, and everyone who is voting for Bernie Sanders is smart. We are smart because we support Bernie Sanders. You like this piece of work because you agree with it. You want to share it with your friends and family.

Donald Trump is bad. He is awful and sexist. He is also a racist. Racism is bad, and so is sexism. We do not agree with anyone who is racist or sexist. We surely cannot have him as president. Donald Trump is stupid. I often think of witty jokes about Donald Trump and his hair. I cannot think of one right now, but I do. Anyone who is voting for him is stupid and very likely racist. Bernie Sanders is a better candidate than Donald Trump. If only everyone understood that Donald Trump is inferior to Bernie Sanders, the world would be a better place to live. You can help by sharing this article and reading it over and over again. Refresh this page.

BuzzFeed is funny. Buzzfeed is one of the best websites on the internet. Their content is funny and relatable. I love their lists. There are many lists which I find describe my life perfectly. I often share them with my friends on Facebook. BuzzFeed is a great website. I visit it every morning, and take a quiz while I am drinking my coffee. Unless you don't drink coffee in the morning, in which case I take their quizzes while I am drinking a cup of tea.

Here are some Disney Princess .GIFs, which often times can represent my mood.

When I am taking a BuzzFeed quiz:

When I'm dismissing the haters:

When bae is coming over:

You too often wish you were a Disney princess, like myself. Share this article.

Guns are Bad.

Beyonce is a great artist. Beyonce is a good singer. I often times find myself wishing I was Beyonce. Your favorite Queen Bey album is literally the soundtrack to my life. Queen Bey is #flawless. Beyonce #slays every time #she gets on stage. I #celebrate everything she does, including being rude to her #assistants. I often use her lyrics for my Instagram captions. I use Instagram. I am relatable. Share this #article.

I love Netflix. I often stay home and watch Netflix when my friends are out partying and drinking. I prefer a night in watching Netflix and sipping tea to going out and drinking. This makes me a nerd. I will proudly proclaim that pizza and Netflix is my menage a trois of choice. You also like pizza. This article mentions pizza. Therefore, you like this article. Refresh this page.

I am a nerd. I love "Sherlock" and "Dr. Who." I know what "Sherlock" and "Dr. Who" are. They are my favorite TV shows. I have seen many episodes of "Sherlock" and "Dr. Who." I am a total nerd. Not the scientific, peer-reviewed journal kind, the cute kind that shares articles about space on Facebook. I am such a nerd. Nerds have traditionally been considered uncool, but this is quirky and cute instead of weird and embarrassing because I am conventionally attractive. Here are some photos of me from good angles to prove it-

I eat a lot of pizza. Pizza is my favorite food! You can never have too much pizza, the statistically most popular food in the world. In my opinion, pizza is better than men. Pizza will never lie or cheat on you. Pizza will always be there for you when you cry. I often dry my tears with a slice of pizza while watching Netflix and voting for Bernie Sanders. Once again, this is a cute and quirky quality of mine because I am thin and have thin friends, who are also attractive. Here is proof-

As you can see, I am an attractive female of similar age and education level to you with opinions that complement your own. These are just a few of the opinions I have. I have many more opinions which are the same as yours. I am not angry and unapproachable. I do not have any opinions which deviate from yours. I am quirky, cute, and relatable. We have coinciding opinions. We are basically the same person, and we share tastes in everything important to you. You love me. If you'd want anyone to mine clicks from you, it would be me. You love this article. Share this article. Share this article. Share this article. Refresh this page. Share this article.