I don’t know if anyone else has this problem or it’s just me, but does anyone else get tired of people asking why you look so angry? This is a daily occurrence for me. “Why do you look so angry?” Or “What’s your problem?” Nothing sir, nothing is my problem this is just my face. I was graced with my father's resting bitch face. I can not do anything without someone asking what my problem is. I truly don’t have a problem I am just standing here, breathing, minding my own business.
“You’re unapproachable.”
What do you mean I am "unapproachable". I think I am a very nice human being why are you telling me that I am unapproachable? Oh wait, that’s right, I have resting bitch face. I occasionally get offended when people say this because I feel that I am a pretty nice person!
"Stop the constant death stare."
I really don’t realize I am doing it. I think it just comes along with the resting bitch face. Sorry for the death stare in advance it probably is because I am deep in thought. I constantly find myself death staring someone and needed to apologize for it. “Sorry my face is constantly stank eye. I want to apologize for being born this way.”
"No new friends?"
My resting B face has for sure inhibited me from meeting new friends. This probably has to do with the above bullet of being unapproachable. I find myself constantly saying “I’m really nice I swear.”
“I thought you were actually mean.”
Wait you thought I was mean? I find myself asking did I do something wrong? Did I offend them? And then I quickly realize that I wasn’t mean and I didn’t say anything offensive it was simply that my facial expression said that I probably was going to eat their candy and punch them in the face. When really I just want to share my wine and have girls night.
“What’s the stink face for?”
First off please tell me that I don’t have the facial expression of smelling something bad and this is just expression. And two I now have an even bigger “stink face” for you asking the question.
"You should smile more."
I feel like smiling all the time is so fake. If I dont want to smile why should I force one it makes me look like I really dont like you. So let me just live my life with my straight face.
"Why so cranky?"
FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME TODAY I AM NOT CRANKY SIR! I am in a great mood just because I don't have this clown sized grin on my face doesn't mean that I am a grumpy cat.
Sometimes I think people enjoy pointing out the fact that I have a natural scowl. Does it offend you ? Does my resting scowl that I can't control offend you? I'm sorry about that but I can't change it. I've tried but I truly think my face just goes back to that position without me even knowing it. I do my best to try to have a smile on my face but sometimes it just decided that a straight face scowl will be easier.
