Here are 50 random thoughts I had from watching the Republican National Convention.

1. I can’t wait to see how Donald Trump’s campaign finds a way to screw up the convention!
2. OH GOD THEY'RE ALLOWING OPEN CARRY NEXT TO THE STADIUM EVERYONES GOING TO DIE
3. I have a feeling Lebron or Kyrie Irving aren’t going to show up to this event
4. Johnny Manziel is a possibility, but only if he is tripping on acid
5. Day Ones message of “Make America Safe Again” should be renamed “Blame Everything On Hillary Again"
6. Who the hell is Scott Baio?
7. They’re really going to emphasize Benghazi aren’t they
8. "HILLARY CLINTON KILLED EVERYONE AT BENGHAZI WITH HEAR BARE HANDS”- Every single of these speakers tonight
9. They should realize the fact that a Republican controlled House was responsible for the lack of funding at the embassy, leading it to be vulnerable to attack
10. But nope, they are just going to go with blaming Hillary for everything.
11. Rudy Gulliani's “WERE GONNA GET YA” speech will be a perfect addition to the next Independence Day movie.
12. Ok, its Melania Trumps turn to speak
13. Wow, this is a very well done speech.
14. I still hate Trump though
15. Wait a minute, it was plagiarized?
16. Michelle Obama is apparently idolized by Melania Trump
17. “To be or not to be, that is the question” - Melania Trump
18. “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country” Melania Trump
19. Wait, Why is the Trump Campaign Blaming the Speech on Hillary?
20. SHE LITERALLY COPIED TWO WHOLE PARAGRAPHS FROM MICHELE OBAMAS 2008 SPEECH
21. Ok, there is still a possibility that Trump can not be the nominee. All we need is for the delegates to vote against Trump
22. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
23. Trump Is The Republican Nominee. Rest In Peace Republican Party and Democracy
24. All of these speakers literally talk more about Hillary Clinton than Donald Trump
25. Chris Christie got friend zoned by Trump
26. This trial by Christie is clearly not being held by an unbiased jury
27. Oh, boy, it's Ben Carson!
28. Oh wait never mind he’s already asleep.
29. How is Hillary comparable to Lucifer?
30. I was going to ask Ben Carson, but it appears he has fallen back asleep
31. Alright, Wednesday. Ted Cruz, the notorious zodiac killer, will be speaking tonight
32. Will he endorse Trump?
33. Will he add another murder to his list?
34. Please don’t endorse Trump
35. “Use your conscience” - HAHAHAAHAHHAHA THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE MAD
36. Ted Cruz probably just killed his chances for 2020
37. It may be gain an inch of respect for Cruz. A Mere Inch
38. Ivanka Trump is a liberal
39. “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, I would probably be dating her” - Donald Trump
40. All of what Ivanka is talking about in this speech is liberal policy
41. And Here Comes Trump
42. This is a fear mongering speech
43. His only policies are banning Muslims and building a wall
44. This is such a depressing and never-ending speech
45. STOP TALKING DONALD
46. STOP LYING
47. YOU’RE SO FULL OF IT
48. Thank god, it's over
49. All of those balloons floating down were probably made in China
50. Can’t wait to hear actual policy and ideas next week at the Democratic Convention!