21 Real Facebook Voices From Millennials On The 2016 Election
1) This entire election feels like a social experiment.
2) I think from now on when I’m asked to provide citations for my papers, I’m just going to say: “If Trump doesn't have to do it, why do I?”
3) If you’re qualified to vote and choose not to, please refrain from complaining about the outcome if you don’t like it.
4) We want change. But not backwards change. We don’t want that type of change, Trump is offering this country.
5) Facebook means everything. Didn’t you hear? #memeelection2016
6) Something to remember given the debates I’ve been seeing on Facebook recently. One man’s expression of his freedoms, doesn’t take away yours.
7) I feel like Donald Trump is a lame Disney villain that we must all come together for to defeat.
8) Celebrities are endorsing Hilldabeast left and right. Worldly phoniness at its finest.
9) On the 8th, the event of election time, I’m just going to break out the wine. Like whoever wins, I’m still going to need a drink since it's the end of America. So how about we party at my place like it's the end of the world?
10) Stop asking me who I’m going to choose, because I'm not voting. Not me, no sire. The lesser douche is still a douche. I'm sorry but once a douche, always a douche. And that will never change. #nobody2016
11) One day, maybe not next year, maybe not two, but one day, Trump will look a reporter right in the eyes and say "I never ran for president."
12) To live and die in toupee: A Trump Story, will be the title of my book. (I don't care how many times he "proved" it to be real. I don't believe it.)
13) Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are our choices for president and yet people still don’t believe the Illuminati is real? Satanism is real. Very real. Get a clue.
14) People be all like "Trump or Hillary?" and I be all like "Wolf or Shark?"
15) I hate these bullshit conspiracies. Trump is insane and yet ya'll keep obsessing over a bunch of emails. You do you America.
16) Thanks to "Election 2016" some of my friendships are ruined with all this profanity and name-calling. I'm not "clueless" or "uneducated." I guess Facebook "friends" are not the same as real friends.
17) Disgusting how some people imply Hillary will only be the first woman president is because she is up against a tool.
18) The awkward moment when some liberal talks down to me, telling me to not vote for Hillary or Trump because I have no idea how the system works. OK guy, now remove that tinfoil hat, take out that man bun and go watch a Michael Moore film. Goodbye Felipe.
19) Ya, the two party system is flawed. But you know what? Your third-party vote won’t matter. Wake up justice warriors. Pick a side.
20) Bernie Sanders believes health care is a basic human right. Hence we are human beings. I'm basically alive right now because of Obamacare. But nah we chose Taco Bell (Hillary) over Moe's (Bernie.) America, merica' merica' why so dumb?
21) (Insert a political and controversial statement that wasn't fact checked here) Now I feel much better, much like how my Facebook friends must feel once again sharing their "knowledge" and "pearls of wisdom." Sighs.
