You've probably noticed that there's a significant difference in the campaigns of presidential candidates Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump—you may even call them dichotomous. Here's an unsurprising look at their very different (to say the least) Facebook posts, as well.
Bernie's Facebook Page:
What a welcoming page, Senator Sanders. A future to believe in? I believe in you.
Trump's Facebook Page:
Are you implying that everyone who visits your page has your support, how vain and so terribly mistaken of you, Mr. Trump.
No notable differences? Okay, let's see what happens when we scroll down.
Bernie's Most recent post:
Thanks for the kind invitation, like your page? Don't mind if I do, since you respected my right to choose and asked so nicely.
Trump's most recent post:
No explanation? But, I'm just dying to know how!? With pixie dust? Or racial slurs? Oh, maybe a dash of white-supremacy too?
Scrolling down:
So you mean, politicians don't just pull their campaign's out of their a** and wake up with different platforms randomly? You actually stand up for your beliefs and you have your entire life? I thought politicians like that were made of pixie dust—but you're real, so phenomenally real.
Thanks for taking the time out of your day to bash someone else on social media. How typical of you, Mr. Trump.
P.S. I've detected a few grammatical errors, you may want to consult a brain for that... You could use a few commas.
OH I GET IT! It's a true or false statement and we have to make the false statement true. Okay so let's de-falsify this.
Re-arrange a few phrases and boom, we have a winner:
Trump is highly overrated and crazy. Always complain about Trump. Focus on other [candidates].
Much better.
And Further.
All I see's a man promising to run a country that doesn't take advantage of an individual's willingness to learn.
Think of how American society works:
If you want to succeed you need to get some kind of training or go to some kind of school or university. If you seek any form of higher education in this world, you have to pay tuition and therefore you're forced to begin a debt-sentence.
Did you just quote-integrate a sentence involving Hillary going to hell? You do know that quoting is still re-stating and implicating the sentence, as if you said it yourself. Right? Or did you just think throwing quotes around an insult would deem you no longer responsible for it?
Wait a minute, are you seriously using a mother's story of her loss to bash Hillary. How low can you go?
It doesn't stop there.
Look at him, supporting a fellow politician—not bashing them
. What a breath of fresh air. You mean, there are actually politicians in this world that don't spend their time ripping each-other apart? I thought your kind was a dying breed. Honest politicians Unite!
Oh tell us more about how you beat Cruz. Aww Drumphy. Are you worried that one day, the same people will ask the same questions and finally see through you?
Keep scrolling:
So you're ACTUALLY earning honest votes, not paying for them? Bernie won't sell his soul he's no Doctor Faustus, my friends.
Me you ask? Who should star in Liar Liar. Honestly, YOU Donald J. Trump, for claiming to "Make America Great Again" when you'll actually just be ripping it at its already torn seams. Unless it's opposite day of corse, you'll always be great on opposite day.
Pretty sure this Dank Meme sums it all up:
And remember, this is only the past 24 hours of feed. Can you imagine the archives?
Let's not even go there.
