Local woman, Amber Cain, has reportedly decided to boycott the local grocery store after the price of her usually-purchased bottle of cheap wine has recently increased. She reports to us that she is very angry, especially after all of the time that she spent finding her regular bottle of wine. "It's hard," she said in her discussion with us, "to find one that has the highest alcohol content for the lowest price, while also not tasting like utter crap on your palate."

It should be noted that her "refined wine palate" reportedly consists of the fancier (than the Two Buck Chuck), five dollar Trader Joe's wines, in addition to whatever else was on sale at the other grocery store that is closer to her apartment. This was, of course, before she found "The Wine." She refused to even name said grocery store (and never let on to what this wine supposedly was), stating that she guesses that she will have to drive an extra two and a half (or so) miles to Trader Joe's every time she wants wine...even though her favorite wine is not sold there.

"The Wine," as she calls it, was perfect in every way and paired with anything and everything. It had the perfect (14%) alcohol content, and was sold for a measly $8.99 plus tax. She was too justifiably distracted, to share what that wine was, but be rest assured, it was perfect.

However, since the price has thusly increased by a staggering two dollars, making it more than the ten dollars that she cuts herself off at for everyday wine, she has decided that she will no longer be buying it. She told us that she would much rather drive further to pay less for her wine than she would pay more for her wine at the grocery store that is across the street from her apartment (which, we should add, she can walk to). But we are sure that her boycott is totally worth it.