Professor,

So uhh, well, I really thought this would be an easy paper to write this week, being about mass culture and whatnots, because there is a lot to discuss. But, I cannot think because I need to shower and get ready because it is homecoming weekend. I have places to be and people to see. Like I am really tired of school this week. Homework is the absolute last thing on my mind right now. I am sure you understand, completely. You were once a college student, yourself.

Well, maybe I will see you at the game. Go Tigers!

SIncerly,

The (at least) Honest College Student