Dear virus,
It's me. Yes me. The college student you decided to attack. I don't know how I became your next target. All I know is that I had all of these amazing plans for New Years. You know, hanging out with friends, cooking, getting dolled up, and spending time with the fam. THANK YOU. Now my all of my plans are ruined because of you. I guess I should be grateful because you were respectful enough to wait for winter break rather than finals week to attack my body. It's hard to feel grateful though. All I feel right now is hatred towards your stupid little virus behind. Do you actually think I want a runny nose??! No I do not because then I have the difficult task of picking up my little tissue box and using the tissue to blow my nose approximately 100 times a day. AND THEN, I get a Rudolph nose which doesn't go away for an entire WEEK. AND THEN, I have to put Vaseline on it and I absolutely hate doing that because it feels like someone is constantly tickling my nose. Listen, have some compassion. It's a new year. Please go away.

Best regards,
A sad college student