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If The Kardashians Owned A Restaurant

Keeping up with Kim and Co. just got greasy

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If The Kardashians Owned A Restaurant
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As an avid "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" watcher, I have began to compare them to people I meet in everyday life. If the Kardashians were actual real life people, who would they be? Well, I think I have begun to figure it out. As they have matured, and are slowly becoming a household name, they seem to be easier and easier to figure out.

Kim, Kourtney, Khole, Kris, Kendall, Kylie and, yes, even Caitlyn all have a place in the everyday world. I was going to compare them to sorority sisters or even family, but then I realized the work force is a better option. So if the Kardashians worked in a food chain, this is what would happen......

The CEO of the company

Kris has a background in management, so why not allow her to be the CEO? She stays organized, and is the least wild of them all.

The in-store manager

Caitlyn is very laid back, but seems to love getting down and dirty when it comes to hard work. While being CEO would be ideal, she tends to take orders from Kris more than anyone.

The shift leader

She lives for bossing people around, so what a better way to do so then be in-charge of the shit?

The bartender

Because she is the craziest Kardashian I know, Khloe would fit right in with the bar scene. She loves a good party, and a good time. Pour the drinks girl, get the party started.

The waitress


Fun, spunky and outgoing, she's the perfect server. She really loves to share her positive energy, and stays mellow in stressful situations. All the qualities servers should have!

Front of house

Pretty, young and super fun! They will be the first people customers see when they come in, which may not be a bad thing.

Running a business may be hard, but if the Kardashians are involved, it would be chaotic. They may never really open a resturant and they may never all work together, it would be a great addition to the "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" show.

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