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23 Times Jess Day Gets What Being A Woman Is Like

Being a female is awkward and kind of annoying.

Ashton Beals

Jun 18, 2017

Midlothian, Virginia

23 Times Jess Day Gets What Being A Woman Is Like

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Being female is no walk in the park. There is absolutely nothing easy about being a woman. Like I don't even know how to explain the awkwardness we have to deal with. Everything from making sure our hair is looking nice to not knowing if you'll be forever alone because we're so awkward and we all from some reason act like a man. And the more you think about it, the more you find yourself saying "I am Jess" because of Jess from "New Girl"... Let's face it; we're all Jess. So here are a few struggles of being a woman as told by Jess from "New Girl." Brace yourselves

1. That time of the month is honestly the worst and life just sucks.

2. And Cramps. Cramps suck and this is a basic response for when people ask how you're feeling.

3. Giving yourself daily pep talks so that you can feel better about yourself

4. When you see a hot guy and you have to make it as discrete as possible that he's insanely hot

5. Then realizing hot guy has a girlfriend who is actually flawless

6. When you don't know what to do with your emotions so you vent to the nearest human being/local bartender

7. When you really just need to process your feelings and emotions and your friends just don't understand

8. When you try to give life advice to your friends that you should honestly listen to yourself

9. When you watch the season finale of "Grey's Anatomy" and another beloved character drops dead

10. When you have to shave your legs and you really don't want to

11. When you create the best puns that only you think are funny

12. When you are actually going on a date with that one amazing guy and your friends ask what your next move is

13. When you really hate someone but you're trying not to make it noticeable

14. Being the only single one surrounded by couples and improvising to fit in

15. When people say you don't take life seriously enough

16. When your period is late and the overwhelming anxiety that you might possibly be pregnant is all too real

17. When something happens to someone around you and you have to do your best not to be awkward yet you still end up being awkward anyways and doing something like this

18. Telling a story to your friends but no one is listening so you're just there existing like

19. When someone gives you a compliment but you don't know how to respond to it

20. When you're dating someone and they have yet to get approval from your friends

21. When you're out with your friends and you order wine

22. When someone asks you what you do when you're alone

23. When you just wanna ask Mother Nature

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23 Times Jess Day Gets What Being A Woman Is Like

Being a female is awkward and kind of annoying.

1. That time of the month is honestly the worst and life just sucks.

2. And Cramps. Cramps suck and this is a basic response for when people ask how you're feeling.

3. Giving yourself daily pep talks so that you can feel better about yourself

4. When you see a hot guy and you have to make it as discrete as possible that he's insanely hot

5. Then realizing hot guy has a girlfriend who is actually flawless

6. When you don't know what to do with your emotions so you vent to the nearest human being/local bartender

7. When you really just need to process your feelings and emotions and your friends just don't understand

8. When you try to give life advice to your friends that you should honestly listen to yourself

9. When you watch the season finale of "Grey's Anatomy" and another beloved character drops dead

10. When you have to shave your legs and you really don't want to

11. When you create the best puns that only you think are funny

12. When you are actually going on a date with that one amazing guy and your friends ask what your next move is

13. When you really hate someone but you're trying not to make it noticeable

14. Being the only single one surrounded by couples and improvising to fit in

15. When people say you don't take life seriously enough

16. When your period is late and the overwhelming anxiety that you might possibly be pregnant is all too real

17. When something happens to someone around you and you have to do your best not to be awkward yet you still end up being awkward anyways and doing something like this

18. Telling a story to your friends but no one is listening so you're just there existing like

19. When someone gives you a compliment but you don't know how to respond to it

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21. When you're out with your friends and you order wine

22. When someone asks you what you do when you're alone

23. When you just wanna ask Mother Nature

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

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