Human Garbage Disposal: The polar opposite of a picky eater. We can (and will) eat anything and everything in sight. As long as it’s edible, it’ll somehow end up in our stomachs. Unlike foodies who are always trying to find new things to eat, HGDs only care about the eating part. Even if you don’t classify yourself as a Human Garbage Disposal, you should be able to relate.
1. Always being hungry.
And by always, I mean always. You were given one gift in life: a high metabolism. Eh, I guess it’s a blessing and a curse.
2. Being made fun of.
ie. Actually being called a Human Garbage disposal, having a “hollow leg”, etc. (Thanks Dad)
3. Not being able to choose a favorite food.
You can’t choose only one favorite food when you literally love to eat.
4. Seeing other people not finishing their food.
Especially if you’re not full from your own meal because you never are. You would eat it after they’ve thrown it away, but apparently it’s considered “impolite” or “disgusting”.
5. Watching too many food-related videos/shows.
It looks so good, but stop tempting me.
6. Wanting to order everything on the menu.
If you’re a broke college student, double the struggle.
7. Feeling bad for taking the last of something.
Since you probably ate over half of the dish anyways, you should probably let somebody else have the last bite. Other people need to eat too. But if nobody eats it, then by all means go for it.
8. Taking the longest to eat.
It’s not my fault I got seconds. Or thirds. Or fourths….
9. Never wanting to leave the buffet.
You guys can leave without me. I’m just going to live here from now on.
10. Food challenges.
We might not be the fastest eaters ever, but we’ll still finish it nonetheless.
11. Never having leftovers.
It’d be great to have leftovers, if only we didn’t eat all of our food the first time. That’s what other people’s leftovers are for.
12. "Sharing" food.
Ha, that’s a joke right?
13. Never being full.
“So where do you want to go eat now?”
“We just had lunch!”
14. And when we do get full...
…it’ll take about 10 minutes for us to get hungry again.
