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How Girls Really Act

We are actually insane.

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How Girls Really Act

Fellas, have you ever wondered whether or not a girl is genuine all the way around with you? If you feel like she’s hiding something she probably isn’t, she is merely keeping her “cool.” It’s probably obvious that girls will act differently around their girl friends than they will around guys. More than likely it’s because we actually question the probability on whether or not we will get married. We only put up what we want you to see to lure you in, then later on down the road we might let you see our true colors. Here, let me enlighten you on how girls really act compared to how you think we act.

1. Shaving is a MASSIVE struggle, so I don’t wanna hear about how much of a hassle it is for you to shave that ferret off your upper lip.

2. I actually probably own more pairs of sweatpants than you do.

3. My friends and I have a tendency to rate each other’s burps on a scale from 1-10.

4. Yes, we do in fact burp.

5. If I’m not wearing make up and you ask me if I’m feeling OK, I have mentally killed you 15 times.

6. Don’t assume that I love to shop for clothes. I might have to be in the mood.

7. You think I don’t know anything about sports? Go ahead and ask me about my Fantasy Football League.

8. Do not question my eating habits. I have probably consumed more calories than you in the past 48 hours.

9. No, I am never too old for Disney Channel movies.

10. Yes I still jam to Hannah Montana in the mornings because I have to be reminded that “Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days” to mentally prepare me for the day.

11. I LOVE DISNEY MUSIC….AND I WILL MAKE YOU SING.

12. That salad I just ordered for dinner was an appetizer. You better believe I’m going home and eating a large cheese pizza by myself. It’s actually quite possible for me to eat more than the average blue whale.

13. Me and my friends do talk about you and give each other our opinions, so be careful what you tell our friends

14. Of course we run in packs, but that doesn’t mean we always go to the bathroom together. You have no room to talk because boys run in packs too

15. Most of the time we have to hold ourselves back from acting like our normal selfs or else you might consider either a) calling the police, b) calling animal control, or c) calling to the Lord himself because he’s the only one that can save you from a two-hour "Just Dance" marathon.

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