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Attempting a Healthy Lifestyle as Told by New Girl
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Nothing is more difficult than being a poor college student trying to eat healthy. We can all relate to the NEED to order Domino’s when ending the night at 2 in the morning… So here’s exactly what it’s like to go on a diet told by Jess, Nick, Cece, Schmidt, Winston and Coach…

1. Feeling like a whole new person after working out ONE time


2. When you give yourself a cheat day and somebody questions your logic


3. When you're 1 week into eating healthy and hangry becomes an understatement


4. Coaching yourself through not stopping at McDonalds between classes


5. When the exercise part of losing weight is getting to be a little too much


6. When you drop exactly 1 pound


7. Looking back on your decision to begin a healthy lifestyle


8. Beginning to record what you're eating and when you're working out like

9. Having to convince yourself not to eat a whole chocolate cake in one sitting


10. When your diet starts to slowly crumble


11. And all of the sudden healthy food and exercising is the last thing on your mind


12. Attempting to make up for your cheat day(s) eating nothing the next day


13. And then realizing you will NEVER be able to do this


14. When your will power is LACKING...


15. And finally you just give in, and another attempt at a healthy lifestyle is over


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