Growing up watching "SpongeBob Squarepants," I came to realize that in pretty much every episode there just happens to be a reference to girls. Now, I'm not going to recommend you go back and watch every episode to understand what I'm talking about. Just pretend i'm right and believe me. As you read on, you will see 13 points of why spongebob is basically a teenage girl.
1. We love chocolate! We put chocolate on basically anything you could possible put chocolate on. The myth is that when it's that time of the month, we eat a lot of chocolate. Personally, that has never happened with me, but I do like chocolate, especially on strawberries!
2. When we have good hair days, nothing else matter but our flawlessness.
3. We are extremely caring (most of the time at least). Seriously though, even when we claim not to like someone, we will try our best to help them. We care a lot about other people and animals. Anything there is to care about, we're on it.
4. We all think we can dance! Every new dance move that becomes popular we have to try, and once we do it right we're automatically masters.
5. Our best friends mean everything to us. Yin and Yang basically. You will never see a girl without her best friend by her side. We do everything together, even escort each other to the bathroom (not sure why that's a thing though). Anyway, we have to be around someone who understand our craziness as much as we do.
6. Most girls all want to be that hipster wannabe we see on social media. You know, the kind of girl who gets all the likes, is into indie music, and is just totally fetch!
7. We live off of compliments and attention. Don't ask why, we just do. It's pretty much a girl thing, because when we don't get it we become bitter.
8. We eat all the time! It's basically a hobby, especially when we're bored and can't find anything else to do. We even eat more when we're upset about something. Basically eating away the pain.
9. We can be very sneaky. No matter how much boys think they know about us, they definitely don't know it all. We creep on every social media site just to find what we want.
10. We have bad mood swings. One minute we are the happiest person, then the next minute we can be everyone's worst nightmare. Don't mess with us, because we snap easily or we just try not to about the littlest things.
11. If you're ever lucky enough to get us to like you, all of our attention is set on you. We won't even pay any mind to any other guy except the guy we want. Sometimes we even plan out how we would get a guy to notice us with our friends, and about 67 percent of the time it will work.
12. We laugh at absolutely everything! Even when it's something sad, and we just start to feel uncomfortable because we don't know what to say. It's not to offend people; it's just one of our weaknesses.
13. When it all comes to an end, we're just cool, calm, and collected. Headphones in, and the rest of the world out.
