Every year after Halloween I decide that next year I will have a much better costume. And every year I forget all the ideas I had and end up as a cat, cheerleader, or alien again. Here are some of the unique costumes I wish I had worn.
1. Sebastian Hastings from She's The Man
"I'm brilliant, shhhh."
2. Esther from The Orphan
"Sweet dreams"
3. Trump or Clinton
Because what better way to celebrate our country's downfall.
4. Lactose Intolerance
You certainly won't have any costume twins.
5. Britney Spears from her Hit Me Baby One More Time music video
6. Laundry
7. Nudist on Strike
Literally all you need is a sign.
8. Megan from Bridesmaids
"Physically I don't bloat, its a gift."
9. Rachel from Friends
"I've sort of been retaining my amateur status."
10. Criminals from The Purge
"They can't get in, can they?"
11. Mario Kart characters
Be the final lap, you won't regret it.

































