Before getting into this article, let me start off by saying no one should ever change themselves just to try to fit in with those around them. Be yourself. Always. But here are some tips as to how the newest KU students can blend in if they are worried about looking like freshmen.
1. Do not try to pay on the bus.
You don't have to pay to use the bus system. It is included in tuition. Not only will other students notice, but the bus drivers will probably look at you like you are crazy.
2. Know when and when not to hit on people.
Just the other day, I was in line at the book store and heard this poor freshman try to hit on a girl. She wasn't thrilled because it was one in the afternoon, the line to check out was long and she was just trying to buy her books. She was not in the mood to play 20 questions about her major, where she was from and what her favorite kind of music was. Then, a few days later, I was at the gym with one of my friends who is a senior. Two freshmen came up to her and started hitting on her. At the end of the night, they asked for her number. It's the gym, not a bar.
3. Do not ask others where the bar you are looking for is located.
My roommate and I were walking home from the Hawk last Wednesday from the coveted first dollar night of the year when a group of freshmen walked up to us and asked, "Where is the Hawk?" You should probably know where the bar is.
4. Do not travel in large groups of other freshmen.
There is nothing actually wrong with this. Hanging out with a bunch of friends is awesome. But, you also look like a herd of scared zebras on the African plains, hoping lions aren't on the prowl. You are stronger as a group, but also more noticeable.
5. Do not ask questions or say things about illegal activity in public.
Here are some examples.
"Where can I get a fake ID?"
"Do I look like I'm 21?" (While in line for a bar or trying to buy alcohol.)
"I can't believe they let me in here!" (In a bar.)
"Anybody know where I can buy some (name of drug)?"
If you don't want to look like a freshman, don't do these things. And if you don't want any legal trouble, stay away from that last one, especially.
