1. Why did the college seal the tunnels?

2. Is Parker Auditorium really haunted?

3. What's with the randoms spots on the sidewalk that gather massive puddles?

4. Is the great Ide flood the sequel to Noah's flood?

5. If Mike Pence was a Fiji does that make Trump an honorary one?

6. Why is the Other Place called the Other Place?

7. Is the Panther sound at sporting events just the Jacksonville Jaguars sound?

8. What's the symbolism behind the semi-circle logo?

9. Why are sorority houses all in one quad but fraternity houses scattered all across campus?

10. Whose idea was it to make a science building a world language/math/other various classes building?

11. Did the steeples at the top of the various buildings once actually hold bells?

12. Why are the doors in Classic Hall unnecessarily automatic?

13. Why are the doors in other buildings (CFA, Science Hall) heavier than actual trees?

14. Can we just make Lynn Hall the honorary director of Lynn Hall?

15. When can we bring Woody Harrelson back?

16. Why is the wifi garbage in places we need it, like Horner and the CC?

17. If I petition to bring Greg back to cook only at Sunday brunch can we?

18. Why is the purple gatorade in the CC always out after 3 days?

19. Why is the Shoebox farther of a walk than the freshmen lot?

20. Why does the CC never have my cajun seasoning?

21. Can we add meat options to the stir fry station in the CC?

22. How are the basements hotter than hell in the residence halls?

23. Why are the only outlets in the dorms in one corner?

24. If we can't invest in central air can we at least invest in ceiling fans?

25. If we can't do ceiling fans then how about at least complimentary box fans?

26. Since I have a single can I please move the extra desk and dresser out of my room?

27. Would it be possible to convince Starbucks to build a Hanover location? Chipotle? Panera?

28. If yes, can we use declining balance at said restaurants?