Waking up the morning after a night out generally leaves people with a pretty spotty memory in regards to what they did the night before. We all have our not-so-finest hours, but do you really not recall the bar fight you were in last night? Can you truly not remember the fact that you ate a Lysol wipe just because someone dared you to (not speaking from personal experience, of course)? Nonetheless, the morning after a night out can be both exhausting and confusing. Other times, however, it can be down right horrifying. The best kind of friend is the one that is willing to tell you the whole truth about what you did last night, and not sugarcoat a thing. The problem? Nobody wants to hurt your feelings.
1. "When we got to the party, you'd already had a lot to drink, but it wasn't noticeable."
2. "Well, we thought it would be funny to keep giving you more. You pretty much begged us to. But don't worry, it was really funny."
3. "You lost every single game of flip cup, but you refused to stop until you won. So we all pretended to lose for the sake of your pride and your sobriety."
4. "Oh, and Jason was there, I mean, you knew that you were too drunk to say anything to him, but I think he noticed your eye-flirting from across the room! Don't worry, he was definitely into it."
5. "Then some people were getting annoyed because they thought you were the one who broke the mirror in the bathroom. But I was with you the whole time. I think they're lying."
6. "Oh right, and then Yeah by Usher came on, and you were really feeling it. You started dancing and telling everyone how much you loved a good throwback song. You looked hot though, trust me, it wasn't embarrassing."
7. "But then you started singing songs that weren't even playing. I didn't see, but I know you have a good voice, so who cares!"
8. "Someone also said they saw you playing on the front lawn with the family dog. But so what? I didn't get any more details about that one."
9. "Oh, Maria's a little pissed though. I think you threw up in her bag and didn't tell anyone."
10. "And then someone told you that Jason was leaving. You played it as cool as you could've."
11. "Then you met this other girl there and instantly clicked. People were saying it got kind of weird though, but I didn't see anything. It's good to make new friends!"
12. "You were also running around betting everyone that you could still out drink them."
13. "I guess you got tired after losing, because then you started begging me to leave. When I told you that I wouldn't take you to McDonald's you took it fairly well, except for when you called me a b*tch."
14. "By the end of the night though, you were over it. You also swore off vodka entirely. Good for you."
