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A Dozen Reasons Why I’d Rather Be A Dog

The more I learn about people the more I like my dog

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A Dozen Reasons Why I’d Rather Be A Dog

Being a dog would honestly be pretty awesome. Besides being freakin' adorable, you'd also be living an awesome life for many reasons.

1. You are constantly fluffy, and warm.

What to wear? Not a problem, you're literally born with a beautiful fur coat that everyone wants to snuggle up next to.

2. You can relax on your couch all day.

You'll never be called lazy again for laying on the couch all day. When dogs curl up on the couch and spend there entire day in the same spot people just comment on how calm and relaxed your dog is.

3. You can eat your own food, and other peoples food.

Not only do dogs have a bowl of their kibble always filled and ready to be enjoyed at any time of the day, they also somehow end up always getting more than a taste of whatever every one else is eating too! Now thats the best of both worlds!

4. You never have to walk outside alone.

All you have to do is give the door a few scratches and everyone quickly wants to join you on your adventure outside!

5. Everyone is always happy to see you.

Every two seconds someone is smiling and playing with you, even if they just saw you!

6. You make a mistake, its' okay cause you're cute.

Aw, you ate everyone's sneakers? Its okay, no one can be THAT mad because you're so stinking cute!

7. Belly Rubs

Enough said.


8. Sleep in any bed you desire.

Basically everyone is fighting for you to be their snuggle buddy for the night.

9. People can talk to you, and you literally don't have to respond.

This by far is my favorite reason to be a dog! Just tilt your head a little, and keep sitting where you are.

10. Can take any seat on the couch.

It really doesn't matter if someone was sitting there, everyone is always honored to sit on the floor or move seats. As long as you just sit there and look cute.

11. Everyone is always so proud of you.

Accomplishments entail sitting and going to the bathroom outside.

12. YOU GET TO BE A DOG!

Cute, lovable, and everyones best friend.

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