Long story short: Nothing wakes me. There's more to being a heavy sleeper, though. Here are things every deep sleeper (and people that love them) know to be true:

Nothing wakes us up

Alarms are worthless objects that we continue to use even though we know they don't work.

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We have to get creative if we ever want to get out of bed

I wake up surrounded by pillows and stuffed animals my roommate has thrown at me in an attempt to wake me.

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We can sleep anywhere, anytime

No position is too uncomfortable and no place is too loud

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You can make as much noise as you want while we're asleep

It seriously won't bother us.

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But sometimes we make noise while we're sleeping and it may bother you

Sorry, we can't help it.

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We've been late for many many things because we've simply overslept

*cue image of me running to my 9:15 art history midterm clear across campus when I just woke up at 9:03*

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We get really pissed off when someone interrupts our sleep

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We fall asleep when we're not supposed to

I've fallen asleep on the couch while babysitting before and that's where the parents find me when they get home. #embarrassing

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And then we don't know where we are when we wake up

'Bout as confused as this baby when I wake up anywhere except my own bed.

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Sleep is the highlight of our days

(and nights). 'Nuff said.

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