If The Chipotle Menu Were Students | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

If The Chipotle Menu Were Students

#ChipotleIsLife

21
If The Chipotle Menu Were Students
Mashable


1. A Bowl without Guacamole.

Sometimes the best things in life are missing something that would make them SO much better. Just like a burrito bowl missing it's most desired part (Guacamole), sometimes people are geniuses but lack social grace.

2. Quesarito.

Sometimes in class, it's okay to eat, but other times it's totally uncalled for. Just like when you order a quesarito from Chipotle when it is their peak hours.

3. Guacamole.

Guacamole is always the best thing, so much so that it costs $2.05 extra. Guacamole is like the player that thinks he is so much better than any other person around.

4. Salad.

A salad with chicken on it is the best, packed with protein and so tasty. Just perfect for anyone that is running around from sport to sport.

5. A Bowl with Extra Rice and Beans with the Tortilla on the Side.

When you know the smart move to not only fill your stomach but also save money. #Smart

6. Burrito with Every Meat.

When you just can't decide what your gonna get, so you just ask for everything on it. We have all been there before, just like we have all been undecided on what we want to do with our futures.

7. Bowl with Sofritas.

A bowl with tofu is just like that girl in your class that asks you to sign a petition to save the chickens.

8. Chips.

The broke college student of foods.

9. Margaritas.

Margaritas at Chipotle are like the people who party way too much and you never understand how they don't get drunk.

10. A Bowl with Steak, Extra White Rice, Pinto, Guacamole, Cheese, Sour cream.

#Foodie #Me. AKA the person who is always broke because they always eat out.

11. Quesadilla.

Just like quesadillas are the best snack, there is always that one friend from school that has the best snacks with them. They are also the friend with the hookups.

12. Tacos.

Tacos and Chipotle just don't click in my mind. Someone that gets tacos at chipotle is like the person who is so confused in math class that they just cry the whole time.


Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

477692
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

355893
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments