Dear Christmas,
Now that October has passed, most of humanity is anxiously awaiting your arrival, or at least I am. Here are the 20 reasons why I really need you to come sooner.
1. I want to stuff my face with endless amounts of cookies without being judged.
2. I want to lay in my bed and watch 25 days of Christmas RIGHT NOW.
3. I want to hang tons of Christmas lights in my room and turn my apartment into a full-scale replica of Elf.
4. I want to watch Elf 4500 times.
5. I want to be with my friends and family at home drinking festive cocktails.
6. I want to give gifts to the people I love.
7. I want to receive gifts from all the people I love. Yes, Santa, that means you.
8. I want to bake cookies for Santa with my siblings.
9. I want to eat Christmas dinner.
10. I want to take artsy pictures of my house when it's snowing.
11. I want to wear ugly Christmas sweaters everyday.
12. I want to go sledding.
13. I want to go to a tropical destination the day after Christmas.
14. I want to have a break from schoolwork (aka a month long snow day).
15. I want to pick out a Christmas tree (but have my dad or brother chop it down).
16. I want to decorate the Christmas tree with my family.
17. I want to dress my puppy in a Santa suit.
18. I want to go to NYC and see the tree in Times Square.
19. I want to hear Christmas carols on the radio and sing to them at the top of my lungs.
20. I want to get that pre-Christmas happy, buzzing feeling.
Please take this list into serious consideration and come quicker.
Sincerely,
Your Favorite (blonde) Elf