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20 Costumes Guaranteed To Disappoint Your Father This Halloween

Bring shame unto your family's name this holiday.

Catherine Creeden
Oct 26, 2015
University of Notre Dame
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20 Costumes Guaranteed To Disappoint Your Father This Halloween

Looking for a way to really make your dad regret his decision to fund your college education? Want to show your lack of respect for both your body AND beloved childhood characters? Look no further. For you co-eds who left your Halloween shopping until the last minute, here are twenty costumes that will get you the attention you so desperately crave this weekend. And, yes, these are all real.

Deluxe Sexy Flower Skunk

Because when you think of cute animals, the first thing that comes to mind is a skunk.

Galaxy Gremlin

Trying too hard, you are.

Mousey Mistress

Because Minnie is just too classy.

Cecil the Lion

A fantastic way to honor Cecil's memory.

Miss Cartoon Cutie

Lucy wishes.

Pizza Rat


Shows that you are aware of the latest and greatest Vines.

Tribal Trouble Indian

This costume says, "Don't worry. Even though I have really low self-esteem, I'm only a tiny bit racist."

Smiling Yellow Face with Tie and Underwater Best Friend Costume

Probably the most horrible attempt at using a made-up name to evade copyright law that I have ever seen.

Donna T. Rumpshaker

As if you could make that toupee look hotter.

Sexy Hamburger

This costume looks even better when you have a little bit of a beer belly going.

Striped Clown Costume



If your roommate is rocking (?) the sexy hamburger look, make sure to wear this so she looks ever so slightly less stupid.

Sexy Corn

I don't have a good caption for this and feel as though it's self-explanatory.

Sci-Fi Furry

You could look this ridiculous for the bargain price of $300.

Cowboy Pony

This model got vetted by a woman in a mall who promised her that she would be a famous actress in five years. I can see it in her eyes.

Three-Boobed Girl

Is this a pop culture reference? Does this woman exist? No idea. And I'm not taking the time to find out.

Cutie Carrot


Yes, apparently there is such a thing as a sexy carrot costume.

Sexy Green Overalls

Sesame Street Corner.

Shot Glass Geisha Girl

And THIS costume says, "Don't worry. Even though I use alcohol as a social crutch, I'm only a tiny bit racist."

Naughty Barista

Because what's hotter than not remembering someone's name, am I right? Am I right?


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