Halloween is fast approaching, and for those of you who are procrastinators, that thought is terrifying. College is essentially four days of Halloween, so here are some last minute costumes that you can make yourself.
1. Cat Burglar
Are you looking for something that's only one step above absolutely basic? Have I got the costume for you. Take out those dusty cat ears, and get yourself a sack full of something. Wear all black, and you're done. No one can criticize you now.
2. Hamburglar
Even better than the cat burglar. Maybe the sexiest Halloween costume of all, the Hamburglar. All you need is to walk around wearing a mask and holding a hamburger (it doesn't have to be McDonalds). Show everyone what a great sense of humor you have, and how you can produce food really quickly.
3. Tina Belcher
There are two benefits to this. One, it's a very sexy costume, and two, you can spend the entire night making weird moans at people. All you need for this is a pair of sneaker, a blue skirt, a blue shirt, a barrette, and a weird obsession with horses. This is truly a costume for a social butterfly.
4. Social Butterfly
Starting to veer into cliches, but you can definitely pull it off. All you need is a pair of butterfly wings, some social media logos, and the patience to explain what you are throughout the entire night. You're probably going to bump into a bunch of things/people, but they'll be some great pictures, so it'll be worth it.
5. Three Hole Punch Jim
Hit em one more time with this amazing throwback. No matter how hard your night gets, just remember, if Britney can survive 2007, you can wear high heels for the entire night. Including the walk home. C'non. All you need is a white button up, a skirt, and a scandalous cardigan.
7. Netflix (And Chill)
You will need a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend to pull this one off. I don't know what kind of person you are. All you need is a red shirt, a blue shirt, and a white marker. Whoever has the least amount of chill is going to have to be Netflix. Or you could go the ironic route. Again, I don't know what kind of person you are.
Tell yourself that next year, you're definitely going to know what kind of costume you're wearing with plenty of time to despair. You might even spring for a store bought one (fancy!) But for now, enjoy one of these painfully easy, do it yourself costumes. Happy Halloween!
