College As Told By Marshawn Lynch

By now we have all come to know that this is Marshawn Lynch's world and we’re just living in it. If Seattle Seahawks' star running back were attending college, I’d suspect that he would handle his business something like this:

Why do you attend mandatory fraternity/sorority functions?

When a professor bumps your 89 up to an “A”:

How was your meal at the dining hall?

When your parents ask how your grades were this semester:

Are you physically, mentally and emotionally exhausted?

What do you want to do after you graduate?

Do you want to go out this weekend?

You haven’t been to class all semester and final exams are coming up:

Are you going to your 8:40 class tomorrow?

When you go to your professor's office hours to try to sweet talk your way into getting a better grade:

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