Having guys as my best friends is great. They’re fun, they don’t take me seriously and are always down to drink beer, what’s not to like? Not that I don't have girl friends, but having guys closer to me makes life a lot simpler in most cases.
1. They always want food
Girls always have a thing about their calorie intake or they say “oh well, I already had a salad today soo…” Guys will go to Primo’s with you and watch you stuff your face with five slices of pizza and not say a word about it. Plus, they're always down for a late-night dinner sesh.
2. Burping isn’t “unladylike”
We all burp ladies, get the hell over it. But with guys, there are no weird stares in disgust; we just get a “nice” comment with a little head nod instead.
3. I’m never attracted to them
Well… at least not MOST of the time. Sometimes, things happen and well… the rest is unknown history.
4. Hearing other girls say, “OMG he’s so hot”
Yes, I hear this all the time and no I do not agree with you. You might not either if you’ve seen them trashed off their ass, dancing around in their underwear.
5. DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA
I emphasize this because never do I have to hear “oh my god, did you see the shirt she was wearing yesterday?” cause honestly, I don’t give a shit what shirt that girl was wearing yesterday nor will I pretend to care.
6. Their opinion means more
While having a girl's opinion may say a lot about the guy you’re so called “dating’, your guy best friends opinion means 10x more. A guys opinion about the "new boys" could go from 0-100 really quick. If he doesn’t get along with one of them, sorry bud… you gotta go.
7. No filters
I think I’ve heard almost every intimate detail of all of my friend’s sex lives… and while it may be WAY too much information, I love the fact that I actually know it all (in a non-creepy way). We know everything about each other and it just makes us that much closer.
8. I can thank them for my tolerance
The guys drink beer, so I drink beer. You don’t really have much of a choice. You don't get to go to the liquor store to choose some girly wine or any liquor, unless it's Jagermeister. So, while most girls are struggling to play flip cup, I’ll be the girl at the end of the table chugging a full beer.
9. My appearance doesn’t matter
I can easily show up to someone’s house in sweats, no make-up and my hair up and won’t hear a word about it. They’ve seen worse anyway.
10. I have a family
While this may seem cliché, I spend more time with them than my actual family. And, while some of them do suck sometimes, I wouldn’t trade any of them for the world. I've inherited ten new brothers What's not to love about that?
