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I Asked 15 College Girls What The Worst Pickup Line They Ever Heard Was

It didn't hurt when I fell from heaven, it hurt when you decided to ask me that. Again.

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I Asked 15 College Girls What The Worst Pickup Line They Ever Heard Was
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You'd be hard-pressed to find a single college student who doesn't have an online dating app downloaded on their smartphone. Tinder, Bumble, or whatever is most used in the area is how millennial's are finding everything from hook-ups to real dates.Unfortunately, the use of these apps come with some serious consequences. One of them being the DISASTROUS pick-up lines that boys are age seem to think will work on girls. I asked fifteen college girls what the worst pick up lines were that they'd ever received. And after asking them I found lines relating to rugby, music lyrics, Game of Thrones, and even a solid EMT-oriented pickup line. Give them a read, and feel free to cringe along with me.

1. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

2. “Hey nice boobs.”

3. “I’d normally say some stupid pickup line, but you might get Maddie at me.”

4. “You look like you could fight me, something about her is screaming out hey baby come and rail me, but is she ready for this white boy Evan? He’s got moves that’ll make her feel like she died and went to heaven, have her screaming out like she’s preaching as a reverend, ask her scale of one to ten? She said damn that shit was an eleven.”

5. “Hey, you’re hot… you know, for a Gothic chick.”

6. “Hey, so like, my girlfriend thinks you’re cute.”

7. “Are you a fire hydrant? Because I’d pee on you.”

8. "I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado."

9. “You must love it rough since you play rugby.”

10. "I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."

11. "Hey baby, you have nice veins."

12. "Are you my appendix? I don't really know what you do, but this feeling you give me in my stomach really makes me want to take you out."

13. "I don't know who you are or what you want. I don't have a girlfriend, but what I do have is a very particular set of skills; skills that I have acquired over a very long relationship. Skills that make me wanted by people like you. I will look for you. I will find you. And I will date you."

14. "Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?"

15. "Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."


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