31 Apologies You Wish Your Ex Had Given You
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31 Apologies You Wish Your Ex Had Given You

I'm sorry I never licked your butthole.

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31 Apologies You Wish Your Ex Had Given You
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People fall in and out of love and, as many of us know, love hurts. Love's magical, mystical, and mysterious ways haunt us, and, unfortunately, love can leave unforgivable scars. However, with time pain ends and one can mature from the learned love. Any type of closure, however, is not possible without apologies. So here are 31 "I'm sorries" you need to hear from your ex, whether male or female.

1. I'm sorry I never fully appreciated you.

Some never really appreciate what you have until you no longer have it.

2. I'm sorry I disappeared.

I just thought that maybe it was just a phase.

3. I'm sorry I hung on even when I knew it was over.

I just thought that maybe it was just a phase.

4. I'm sorry I made a fool out of you.


I never meant to, but I guess I played you and you haven't realized until now.

5. I'm sorry I watched **insert show of choice** without you.


You know, some relationships just aren't strong enough.

6. I'm sorry I never respected your family and friends.

Listen to what your friends and family have to say. They are your outside observers.

7. I'm sorry I never stood up for you.

Although you can stand up for yourself, I know I should have been there to support you.

8. I'm sorry I'm not the one for you.

I broke my promises.

9. I'm sorry I ever yelled at you.


Everything happens for a reason.

10. I'm sorry I never trusted you.

I thought you were lying with every word, but it falls on me as I never thought I deserved those words.

11. I'm sorry I never licked your butthole.

Shoutout to the podcast "Guys We F****d."

12. I'm sorry it ended the way it did

Does it matter that I meant to end it differently? I regret slamming the door, screaming my lungs out, and staring you down.

13. I'm sorry I never learned

You told me what I could've done, I didn't love you enough to do so.

14. I'm sorry for what I said

During an argument, sometimes words are said that aren't meant.

15. I'm sorry I hurt you

I knew you inside and out and, I swear, I loved you, but there was no way I could avoid hurting you

16. I'm sorry I turned my back on you.

I should've known better. I should've stopped before it started.

17. I'm sorry I did what I did.

I should've known better. I should've stopped before it started.

18. I'm sorry you felt alone when we were together.

It was a one-sided relationship.

19. I'm sorry I didn't treat you right.

You deserve better, but I can't be your better.

20. I'm sorry I manipulated you.


Minds have a funny way of being twisted.

21. I'm sorry I never really tried.


You begged and I just turned a blind eye.

22. I'm sorry I got overwhelmed.


It all happened so quickly.

23. I'm sorry I lied.

I thought it would be better to lie, but each lie began to pile up on top of one another.

24. I'm sorry I made a mistake.


I can't deny my past mistakes.

25. I'm sorry I didn't love you as much as you loved me.


You can't help that kind of thing.

26. I'm sorry I was scared to let you go.


But I can't keep holding on.

27. I'm sorry I can't turn back time.

I wouldn't change it all.

28. I'm sorry I was indecisive.


Who am I to say what's right or wrong?

29. I'm sorry I blamed it all on you.


It's both of our faults since it takes two to tango.

30. I'm sorry I was an idiot.

People do stupid things. It's a positive occurrence when one realizes that he/she did something stupid.

31. I'm sorry it took me this long to say, "I'm sorry."

Better late than never.

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