I'm The Girl With The 'Cool Mom'

I'm The Girl With The 'Cool Mom'

"I'm a cool mom, not a regular mom!" - my Mom
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"I would like a cheeseburger, with a side of cheeseburger, and see if they can make me a cheeseburger smoothie." - Lorelai Gilmore (a notoriously cool mom)

A cool mom really just isn't a regular mom and if you have one you'll feel me on this.

A cool mom really is just like having a real life Kris Jenner, shes a mom but also an awesome bestie at the same time! (If you aren't into the Kardashians it's basically like an episode of Gillmore Girls.)

Growing up with a cool mom means all of your friends love your mom almost as much or even more then they love you. You get used to it.

My cool mom is the perfect balance of what every other mom does and says, but she's also the greatest friend I could ever ask for.

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You can tell her everything and receive the best advice, the type of advice a friend your age just can't give.

Get yourself a mom who will whip and nae nae in the car with you.

A cool mom is someone who digs our generation's music and even sings and dances with you whenever you are together.

Oh, and my cool mom, yeah I'm definitely never embarrassed to be out in public with her, she's just that cool.

Having a cool mom who just so happens to also be beautiful just makes her even cooler.

We share makeup and clothes and shop just like friends do, but no one will give you a more honest opinion than a cool mom does.

If you have a cool mom you know all your friends are on a first name basis, 'Mrs. so and so' just doest fly around a cool mom.

Cool moms make the best DD's.

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A cool mom will always be there for you no matter what time the party ends, she'll always be there to pick your drunk self up, even if its 3am.

She'll ask you things like "so how were the boy's anyone cute?"

Don't even get her started on girl drama.

Once someone crosses you and you've told your mom about it that person will forever be on a cool moms sh*t list.

If you get really lucky your cool mom might even go out with you and your friends. Not only will she be the 'MILF' in the room but she will be the best wing woman around.

There is truly nothing better than having a cool mom, because she just gets it.


P.S. Hey Mom I know you're reading this so thanks for being cool.

Cover Image Credit: Natalie Elizabeth

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14 Fraternity Guy Gifts Ideas, Since He Already Has Enough Beer

Frat boys are a species of their own and here are some exciting gifts they will be ecstatic to receive!

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What more do frat boys love than alcohol, partying, and just acting stupid? Here are some gifts that help fulfill all of those needs for the frat boy in your life!

1. Beer holster belt

Whats better than one beer? Six beers! This fashionable camouflage accessory can be used for tailgates, beach days, formals and everything in between.

Price: $8.49

2. Phone juul holder 

You know those cardholders everyone sticks on the back of their phones? Well, now a Juul holder for your phone is on the market! This will save your favorite frat boy from ever again losing his Juul!

Price: $10.98

3. Animal house poster 

This Animal House poster is a classic staple for any frat boy. This poster will compliment any frat house decor or lack thereof.

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4. The American Fraternity book

Does the frat boy in your life need a good read for Thanksgiving or winter break? Look no farther, this will certainly keep his attention and give him a history lesson on American fraternity heritage and tradition.

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5. Beer pong socks 

These snazzy socks featuring beer pong will be loved by any frat boy. As for the way to any frat boy's heart may, in fact, be beer pong.

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6. Condom case

This condom carrying case will not only protect condoms from damage but also make frat boys more inclined to practice safe sex, which is a win-win situation!

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7. Frat house candle

Ahhh yes, who does not like the smell of stale beer in a dark, musty frat house basement? Frat boys can make their apartment or bedroom back home smell like their favorite place with the help of this candle.

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8. "Frat" sticker

Frat boys always need to make sure everyone around them knows just how "fratty" they are. This versatile stick can go on a laptop, car, water bottle, or practically anywhere their little hearts desire.

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9. Natty Light t-shirt 

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Forget stealing random street signs, with this gift frat boys no longer have to do so.

14. Beer Lights 

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17 One-Liners From 'Elf' College Kids Can Use In Everyday Conversation Over Break

17. The best way to spend Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."

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"Elf" is a classic Christmas comedy that holds a special place in my heart. Its wholesome humor means that I know I'll be watching it every Christmas. The current college generation grew up with "Elf" and can relate to Buddy in more ways than one. Here are 20 ways that college kids will quote "Elf" in everyday conversation.

1. "We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup."

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Being home on break is not the time for eating healthy.

2. "I am a cotton- headed ninny- muggins."

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When you get your final grades back in January.

3. "You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card."

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When you need money from your mom

4. "I just like to smile; smiling's my favorite." 

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When you have to work a double shift in retail or as a waitress.

5. "I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR."

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When you apologize to your parents about everything you did during you childhood.

6. "I planned out our whole day: First, we'll make snow angels for two hours, and then we'll go ice skating, and then we'll eat a whole roll of Toll- House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we'll snuggle." 

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When you see your childhood best friend for the first time since August and you have to make every second count.

7. "So, good news- I saw a dog today!" 

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Seeing a dog is one of the greatest things that can happen to a college student.

8. "I'll call you in five minutes."

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When you say bye to your college friends on the last day of the semester

9. "Son of a nutcracker!"

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After any mild inconvenience occurs

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When your family inevitably talks about you while you're in another room.

11. "You sit on a throne of lies."

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When your sibling says they didn't know that the leftovers in the fridge were yours.

12. "I got a full 40 minutes [of sleep]"

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When it's Christmas Eve and you're so excited to wake up.

13. "I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel." 

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When you explain to your family what college is like.

14. "I'm in a store and I'm singing!"

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When you're shopping with your besties and they play "All I Want For Christmas Is You"

15. "Does somebody need a hug?"

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When you get the January blues

16. "Santa! I know him! I know him!" 

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Christmas is all about being a little kid again, isn't it?

17. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."

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We all could use a little more Christmas spirit.

Everyone's homework over Christmas break is to watch "Elf."

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