To my hard working liver,
First of all I would like to apologize. I am so sorry for the things I have put you through. I know you probably aren't a huge fan of me and the way I mix drinks and how much I consume. You have to understand that when I got to college I was shown this whole other side of drinking I didn't know existed. I found new drinks to try, different ways of consuming them and games to play while drinking these said drinks. I got caught up and was having fun so I am so sorry for putting myself first.
Next I want to tell you that you are a real G for helping me out when I needed it most. I really don't have an excuse for the tequila shots because they get the night going, they're fun and sometimes free so why not, it's not that bad, is it? I also don't have an excuse for the bottles and bottles of wine that have hit you. It's a rough life sometimes and wine cures all. Those are really the only things I don't have an excuse for, oh except for those trashcans or rum buckets too. Those are normally just the key to having a really good night.
Well I guess those are all really excuses but not ones that can really be accounted for your sake. I really am sorry. Now I guess I should apologize for the days where there was a home game for football, Sunday football was on, baseball games and I guess basically any sporting event that is automatically paired with alcohol, or beer really. Also for the other events around school like games, formals, FDOC/LDOC, finals and other things I probably shouldn't speak about to keep all of us students in the clear. I can't forget pool days or snow days depending on the time of year of course, those are key days to be out with everyone. I almost forgot holidays... those are just a known, ya know?
I do want to say I am an a**hole because now that it legal for me to drink I am going to continue to drink. I abuse you and hurt you and I wish I could make a pact with you that I would drink less drinks and shotgun fewer beers but that's a promise I don't think I can hold. So for that being said I am going to continue to help the day after or if I remember before I go to bed I will hydrate you with a lot of water and Gatorade and do a cleanse every now and then.
With much love and gratitude,
The wine-o/ drunk
