In a world surrounded by talk of hair dye and secret codes, it is really no wonder that the male gender finds themselves more and more confused and frustrated. Fret no more, my male compadres! It is time we give you a glimpse into the world of female talk and fuss. There are just a few basic rules we assume you should know, but just in case, I will give you the ABCs of female language and life. You're welcome!
Apologies are what we do best. Simply put, most of us would rather apologize than have an hour-long argument. We are apologizing because, odds are, we would rather skip the fight and go back to letting you know we care!
Brains are what most of us love to be complimented on. Don't get us wrong -- being told we are beautiful is great, but we love being told how intelligent we are!
Cards are great, but a handwritten letter is the best gesture we could ever receive!
Dreams are what we grow up believing in, and if we tell you about them, that means you are important and we probably have a strong relationship!
Every word that is ever said, we can remember. It is our superpower. What can we say?
Friendzone is a real thing. It's not something we started, but we learned from the best. The boys on the playground pulling our hair taught us that!
Goofing off is our favorite way to spend time, and those are the moments we remember!
Hairstyles are important, but we all have a bad one. Just smile, wave and tell us that you still think we are beautiful, even if we look like a bad yearbook photo.
Inside jokes are just a part of our friendships; we honestly could not explain half of them to you, even if we wanted to.
Justice will be served, and eventually we will punch you back for all those arm punches!
Kitchen jokes are so old. Find some new punch lines.
Laugh at our jokes even though we know they are bad. It makes us feel better.
Morning hair is something scary, hence why only our girlfriends get early morning Snapchats.
Never underestimate the power of chocolate and flowers to make everything better!
Ordering food is honestly one of the hardest things we have ever had to do. The menu may never change, but our minds frequently do.
Pursue us with everything you have. We will run after you just as hard, as long as you show us we are not pointlessly chasing after someone who doesn't care.
Quitting and giving up are not things we do very well.
Reality TV is the absolute worst, but nothing else is on TV during the middle of the day. Don't judge us too hard after the 100th episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians."
Shoes are our best friends, and you can never have too many of those.
Talking is the greatest skill we have. It is the one gold medal we are guaranteed to win.Understanding a female is hard, because we really do not understand ourselves.
Voice lessons may be needed, but we will always sing at the top of our lungs.
Working out is not something we enjoy, but we do it anyway.
X-actly what we need is someone who will stand by us always.
You now know enough to survive the female world. Well -- almost enough!
Zippers being down are embarrassing, but nothing is worse than a guy telling us we look like the ultimate dork.
The best advice we can give is to just roll with whatever we do. Odds are, we don't know why we did it, either. Good luck!
