Everyone has that one friend that is always late or you are that friend.

1. You honestly don't mean to be late.

It just kind of happens.

2. Setting 10+ alarms just to annoy yourself into getting up.

It seems like a great idea the night before, but in the morning it will feel like your biggest regret. You'll do it again though, because it works.

3. Saying you're leaving, when in fact you're just getting out of bed.

There really is no excuse for this, but it still happens.

4. Even if you get up/start getting ready early, you still might (probably will) be late.

You psych yourself out with all this free time and then you leave late.

5. You've mastered the five minute morning routine.

Brew coffee first, then fix hair, take off leftover make-up, brush teeth, change clothes, put make-up on (or save it for the car), grab stuff for the day, grab your coffee, and then out the door.

6. Putting make-up on in the car isn't even hard anymore.

Still don't recommend this.

7. Navigating traffic and slow drivers under time pressure has become so regular that it become a breeze.

Or you found the short cuts.

8. Your friends and family always bet on if you're going to be late or how late you will be.

Or they'll just get shirts that say "waiting for *insert name*" and you will get the shirt that says "I'm *insert name*"

9. There are certain things you are never or rarely late for.

Those people who witness this are missing a whole different side of you.

Here's to the chronically late, may you all make it to your next event right on time.