IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR, RIGHT? Wrong. Well, at least not quite yet. With finals engulfing college students' every waking hour, it's nearly impossible to embrace the true spirit of Christmas. While I'd love to be roasting chestnuts by an open fire, I'd love to pass my classes with A's and survive college more. As an attempt to force myself into the Christmas spirit, I give you finals week...holiday music style:

1. Finals Week is Comin' to Town.

"You better watch out, you'll probably cry, you'll definitely pout - I'm tellin' you why. Finals week is comin' to town."

2. It's the Most Horrible Time of the Year.

"It's the most horrible time of the year. With the students all screaming and libraries streaming with thousands of tears."

3. All I Want for Christmas Are A's.

"I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know, make my wish come true...all I want for Christmas are A's...@myprofessors."

4. Silent Night (in the Library).

"Silent night. Sleepless night. All are sleep-deprived. All need caffeinated beverages."

5. You're a Mean One, Mr. Professor.

"You're a mean one, Mr./Mrs. (insert least favorite professor's name here.) You really are the WOAT. Your assignments take forever. Your projects don't make sense, Mr./Mrs. Professor...you're a bad banana with a greasy black peel."

6. I'm Dreaming of a World Without Finals.

"I'm dreaming of a world without finals, just like the world I used to know. Where the spirit is bright, and exams are out of sight."

7. Let Me Die! Let Me Die!

"Oh my mental health is frightful, nothing about this is delightful. And since there's no hope in the sky, let me die, let me die, let me die!"

8. O GPA.

"O GPA, O GPA, how far will you drop today."

9. I've Given Up Rock.

"I've given up, given up, given up rock. Given up on school, it's terribly cruel. Stressing and guessing on every scantron, now the finals week has begun."