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81 Thoughts I Had Watching The Bachelor Finale

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81 Thoughts I Had Watching The Bachelor Finale
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  1. Okay, so Ben loves both of these women.
  2. And JoJo and Lauren both love him.
  3. So tonight should be interesting….
  4. “This is the most dramatic season finale ever." Yeah, okay Chris Harrison whatever you say.
  5. WAIT- THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED TONIGHT?!
  6. ARE YOU KIDDING ME...
  7. I WASN’T MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS.
  8. “I’m so confident in our relationship”, says JoJo as I cry because she doesn’t know yet that Ben ALSO loves Lauren.
  9. “I don’t know what I’m going to do.” Yeah, me either Ben.
  10. Ben’s mom is definitely my spirit animal.
  11. She’s actually terrifying in the best way possible.
  12. I feel like I’m meeting Ben’s parents right now, I’m so nervous.
  13. If Ben feels unlovable then there’s honestly no hope for me.
  14. Wait.... are Lauren and Ben’s mom holding hands?
  15. I love Lauren but if she says ‘like’ one more time…
  16. What the heck did JoJo bring to meet Ben’s parents…..
  17. Is that a conch shell…..?
  18. I’m as nervous as you are JoJo, it’s fine.
  19. Ben and JoJo are so touchy feely, I'm uncomfortable.
  20. Does Ben’s mom love JoJo more than Ben does???
  21. Possibly.
  22. Ben may or may not be contemplating polygamy right now, I can see it in his eyes.
  23. "The Bachelor: Sister Wives"-new spin-off show?
  24. Ok we get it, the pastor is there and he reads the Bible a lot.
  25. Moral of The Bachelor: Everyone loves everyone and everyone is confused and conflicted.
  26. Lauren looks like she’s straight out of a Henri Girl ad.
  27. Ben, if you don’t know who you’re going to pick stop telling them you love them, I'm begging you!
  28. “No matter what happens you’ve made me a better person” *sobs*
  29. Lauren and Ben’s goodbye gave me chills, okay.
  30. Why have we never talked about how JoJo Fletcher looks like teen pop sensation JoJo circa 2006?
  31. “Ben is my best friend.” UGH. MY HEART, JOJO MY HEART.
  32. How did JoJo just jump into that waterfall and her makeup is still flawless…
  33. I can’t hear them talk about how much they love each other over the waterfall.
  34. I’m confused and sad too JoJo.
  35. When JoJo cries we all cry am I right, ladies?
  36. Conversations on the bathroom floor= this is about to get deep.
  37. IT JUST GOT SO REAL PEOPLE.
  38. “I’m so tired of competing with other people.” You signed up for a reality dating competition show JoJo....
  39. ABC, I don’t want to watch JoJo cry anymore, make it stop.
  40. We get it Ben, you’re lost.
  41. *Buys engagement ring* *Doesn’t know who it’s for*
  42. Can they just play this montage of Ben and JoJo on a loop forever and ever?
  43. But he also loves Lauren so…..
  44. HE KNOWS GUYS, HE KNOWS.
  45. Okay, both of these women look incredible, whichever one Ben doesn’t pick I will marry myself.
  46. I am sweating.
  47. “I hope I’m not getting blindsided.” *Gets blindsided*
  48. Sorry JoJo, you were the first one out of the helicopter it’s over honey.
  49. Wow, this is sad...
  50. Please make her stop Ben.
  51. This is too painful to watch.
  52. How is she not sobbing right now?
  53. I would’ve slapped him at this point, honestly.
  54. Reason #234 I couldn’t be on The Bachelor.
  55. THIS HURTS MY HEART.
  56. Just stop Ben, it’s getting worse.
  57. HOW IS SHE HUGGING HIM?
  58. *Pulls dagger out of heart*
  59. She still looks beautiful crying.
  60. OMG BEN CALLED LAUREN’S DAD.
  61. I AM CRYING.
  62. THIS IS TOO MUCH.
  63. BEN'S “WOO!”, KILL ME RIGHT NOW.
  64. THIS IS IT, IT’S HAPPENING.
  65. HE LOVES HER SO MUCH.
  66. IT’S ALL TOO MUCH.
  67. HOW IS SHE NOT CRYING?
  68. YES.
  69. “YOU’RE MY PERSON." I AM DEAD.
  70. “We’re engaged!” *Dies inside 10000 more times*
  71. Jojo is such a strong independent woman.
  72. I want her strength and flawless dignity.
  73. JOJO FOR BACHELORETTE.
  74. JOJO FOR PRESIDENT.
  75. Has the pastor been standing this whole time…?
  76. Ok so they’re not getting married...
  77. That’s fine, I still love them anyways.
  78. Chris Harrison watching this family group hug is so awkward and uncomfortable.
  79. I love it.
  80. Bless The Bachelor.
  81. Can it be on again already?
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