If you have a love-hate relationship with summer, can’t wear foundation on a sunny day, or avoid being late so you don’t have to power walk, I think I may know why...you sweat easily. It’s okay to admit; I’m right there with you. I’ve had to deal with being an easy sweater all my life. I’ve gone through plenty of extra strength deodorant and blotting pads. If you’re like me, then here are some problems you may face as someone who sweats easily.
1. Boob Sweat.
Worrying about pit and back stains are second-nature at this point, but you know there’s more to it than that. That’s right. You’ve gotta keep an eye on the girls.
2. Butt Sweat.
Oh, you thought I was done? If you’re a sweater, you leave a little spot wherever you sit. No chair is safe.
3. The “I’m fixing my sleeve but really checking for pit stains” maneuver.
It can be tricky, this tactic. You may be paranoid people see right through you, but you know it’s a risk you have to take.
4. You must resist the urge to “commercial splash” your face when in the bathroom.
Water will get everywhere. Your makeup will get ruined (even more). There are countless reasons this would be a horrible idea, but you’re so sweaty you almost don’t care.
5. The subway is the bane of your existence.
Think you can make it to that party looking fresh? Mhm, that is not correct.
6. You’re scared of hell...for the not-so-usual reason.
If God truly loved you, he wouldn’t punish you with an eternity of sweating...right?
7. Paranoia ruins any and all events.
Thought you could go to the beach and actually relax? Wrong. Wanted to go on a date with that cutie from sociology? Good luck. You’ll be too busy wondering if (when) you’ll start sweating and how you’re going to control it.
8. You heavily consider getting Botox because you’ve had enough.
You never thought you’d get Botox, but it wouldn’t count if it was for a good reason... you think. F*ck it, you don’t care at this point. You’re so sick and tired of sweating, you’ll do anything.
I guess there is one upside to Club Sweat: we’re hotter than everyone else! Haha, ha...ha. Sigh.
